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A Million-Dollar Laptop Created
aluminumangel writes "For those of you who don't know what to do with all your money, why not a one million-dollar laptop from the U.K-based company Luvaglio? With 128GB of solid state disk space, Blu-ray, and a detachable rare diamond that acts like a power button and a security key."
... and batteries by Sony! Dude, you're getting a bomb.
Now if we could just figure out how to provide one of these for each undernourished, undereducated child in Africa.
I would hate to lose that key.
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I am sure that it's the Blu-Ray drive that's responsible for the price. Seriously.
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Indeed. Why not take a $4K Thinkpad and dip in to gold, and then take that and dip it in platinum, and then take the whole thing and roll in spotted-owl feathers?
Better yet, just tape a check for $996,000 to it?
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Can we put frickin' lasers on its head?
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BluRay lasers...on the read head, duh!
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I bet the owner will really feel special when their million dollar laptop bluescreens.
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I've been looking for something to complement by gold-plated Hummer.
I am a believer of momentum and curves.
Buy enough servers to handle the load when story of a one single laptop being sold for 1,000,000 dollars broke on Slashdot.
You don't have to be smart to use a Mac, you just have to be smart enough to buy one
Kick ass laptop to be the envy of your friends .... $1,000,000 ... $ 100
Coffee to show off your laptop in the cafeteria
"Sorry, we're currently experiencing heavy
server loads. Please try again in a few minutes."... priceless
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one laptop per billionaire
Now I can save money by not buying a PS3
God spoke to me.
If I get it without an os it will only be $999,899.
Yep,
It loses 50% of it's value the moment you get Windows up and running on it.
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I had heard that Vista licenses were expensive...but damn...
When you spend a million dollars on hardware, it's important to have a free Operating System, because you'll have no money left for anything else.
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Imagine what a beowulf cluster of these things could do.
I'm pretty sure that voids the warrenty.
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
Yes. But then it would be a $999,200 laptop.
That doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.
I won't buy one unless it's got a flux capacitor.
Imagine what a beowulf cluster of these things would cost!
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Experience comes from bad judgment.
A $1M diamond is just bloatware.
Engineering is the art of compromise.