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What to Do When Your Security is Breached

ancientribe writes "When you've got a full-blown security breach on your hands, what do you do? If you've been smart, you'll already have a computer security incident response team — and a plan — in place. But many companies are too resource-strapped to have a full-blown, fully-tested incident response strategy. DarkReading has some tips on what to do — and what not to do."

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  1. Dispatch the Tie Fighters by klenwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    But since ours is a relatively small company, we went with the open-source Thai fighters.

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  2. my plan by trybywrench · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kent Brockman: So, professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

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  3. I love these content-free articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    what to do if you burn your hand:

    1. first, remove your hand from the burning stove.
    2. use ice to cool your hand
    3. seek medical attention.

    wow. Thanks. I never would have figured any of that out on my own.

    1. Re:I love these content-free articles by Kandenshi · · Score: 5, Funny

      eh? Your steps are a bit off :P Don't use ice to cool a burn, you're likely to cause further damage. Just use running cold water to cool things down. I'd also suggest tossing a bit of sterile gauze over it too, if things are more than mildly bad.

      "To treat a minor burn, run cool water over the area of the burn or soak it in a cool water bath (not ice water). Keep the area submerged for at least 5 minutes."
      http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/presentati ons/100213_1.htm

      "Flush the burn with cool running water or apply cold- water compresses (a wet towel or handkerchief) until the pain lessens. Do not use ice or ice water, which can cause more damage to the tissues."
      http://www.personalmd.com/healthtopics/crs/burn1.h tm

      *emphasis mine*

  4. part of a larger contingency plan by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    All businesses should have contingency plans for all disasters.

    For most disasters, whether it's an IT disaster, a natural disaster, a non-natural physical disaster like a fire, a real or frivolous patent lawsuit, employee or company malfeasance, or what not, you need a plan.

    For "terminal" disasters, like a nuclear blast that kills all employees and destroys all company assets, folding up shop may be the right business plan. For small businesses, extreme disasters like car wreck that kills all the employees might also be terminal in a slightly less catastrophic way. In these cases, at least you can plan to sell your business or its assets to another entity, so your customers have continuity.

    Basically, divide your disasters into categories, and plan and insure accordingly:
    0) end of the world, big asteroid or global thermonuclear war
    1) major catastrophe, we are dead, forget about the customer, nuclear detonation event
    2) end of the company, save the customer, Enron
    3) end of the management team, save the company, MCI
    4) we can recover from this but it's gonna hurt a lot, Vonage(?)
    5) it's a flesh wound, CEO dies of heart attack
    6) mosquito bite, SCO sues IBM
    7) what? something happened? I didn't even notice, {if I had an example it would be #6}

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  5. Clearly by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

    The appropriate response is to shoot the lieutenant responsible for security. Then promote another ambitious, yet expendable underling to his/her place. Come on - this is Evil Overlord 101-level stuff.

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  6. Script of comments to come... by FMota91 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP: What's security?
    Windows Vista: This wouldn't happen to me anyway, I'm the Most Secure OS (tm)!
    Mac OS X: I never get any viruses!
    GNU/Linux: Me neither!
    Windows Vista User Access Control: You are entering a conversation with flaming probability 89%. Cancel or Allow?
    Windows Vista: [to Vista UAC] Allow. [to the others] That's because nobody uses you!
    GNU/Linux: Oh yeah...
    Mac OS X: That's because only elite people use Mac OS X. Because you're not worth them.
    GNU/Linux: Wait! Windows Vista, you lie! Lot's of people from all around the world use me! In fact, they even improve me! That's because we believe that...
    Mac OS X and Windows Vista: [at the same time] Shut up Linux.
    Windows Vista: [to Mac OS X] But anyway, even if there were a "Security Breach", it's not like they'd be able to mess anything up!
    Mac OS X: That's because it's impossible to do anything in Vista.
    Windows Vista User Access Control: [to Vista] You are coming to a sad realization... Cancel or Allow?

    NB: the views or opinions expressed by any of the characters do not necessarily resemble the views or opinions of the author.

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  7. We had a security breach once by thewils · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was an open FTP server. Some kind soul put about 14Gb of movies on one of our servers, then we noticed the hole (mainly because of the space) and shut down access to that server.

    So in our case the response was:

    1. Stop access.
    2. Buy beer and popcorn
    3. Watch movies.

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  8. Re:The problem is by cptgrudge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suppose that most Microsoft shops wouldn't even know if they were breached, because most breaches don't actually desctroy data, they just steal it.

    It's so much worse than that.

    Back in my younger days at a summer tech job for a US school district, I found that an NT4 SQL server had been compromised a group of people. They were based out of France, I think, from what I could tell from the IP addresses, and had actually set themselves up quite nicely, with organized file structure and their own IRC and FTP server running on it. They were using it as a repository to store files and a few French movies. After I told the sysadmin in place at the time about it, I was stunned when he said, "Well, are they hurting anything?"

    After some persuasion on my part, he rebuilt the server. Three times. After it kept getting hacked by the same people.

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  9. Re:Anyone ever followup with law enforcement agenc by mandelbr0t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've considered it, but there's a lot of barriers. First, you need enough evidence for a subpoena. That means that the chain of custody has to be preserved, and the crime scene needs to be secured by the police. Usually that means giving the compromised machines, relevant logs from monitoring equipment, etc. over to Law Enforcement for an indeterminate amount of time. I know I can't live without my servers for that long.

    You need to get the subpoena to identify the person behind the attack. That assumes that your evidence actually points to a specific suspect. Unless your attacker was a complete moron, or your network logs are incredibly voluminous, that's not very likely. Once the subpoena is served and you've got your suspect and laid charges, you need to present evidence. That requires an expert witness. If you're lucky, YOU are the expert witness, but there's training and certification involved in that process. Otherwise, you get to hire an expert witness, and that won't be cheap. Your opponent will probably hire an opposing expert, just to confuse everybody.

    Overall, I'd say that chances of success are incredibly low. Legal fees will be very high, and you have to turn over a fair chunk of your network assets to Law Enforcement. Basically, if you aren't really, really sure that you've got your man, it's really not worth the time and effort to find out who it was. That effort is much better spent allowing you to sleep at night knowing that people aren't getting in, IMO.

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  10. Easy... by andreMA · · Score: 5, Funny

    When in confusion
    or in doubt
    Run in circles
    scream and shout.

    And yeah, pull the ethernet cables out.

  11. story by 18769 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm just a grad student, and one day, I installed something (I think it might've been an nfs server) without firewalling it (I did some sort of thing which had the deamon reject connections from outside my subnet). I was hacked. Funny thing is, they went straight from my machine to my roommate's, an old 486 which was also a webserver. From my roommate's machine, the hacker served a rootkit (cleverly named "..." in the root html directory).

    Enter the FBI, who showed up in my roomate's lab asking about his computer (amoung other things). Picture yourself a grad student answering his lab door to find men in suits (an uncommon experience) who say they're part of the FBI (also uncommon), and mean it (still less common). After some questions, it was hesitantly established that my roomate was not the hacker serving root kits from his home computer.

    From there, the FBI (with our permission) bugged our appartment. They put a "tap" in our appartment, which consistend of a special switch and a *very* loud windows machine that sat on our internet connection listening for hacker activity. The installation of the tap involved 7 FBI agents, none of which new nearly as much as my roomate about networking (that the broadcast ping couldn't get through their special switch with the word "tap" on it was a real mystery). Neadless to say, I didn't fool around with bittorrent or the like durring that time.

    After a month or two, they caught the hacker (who was sweedish, apparently), and eventaully prosecuted him successfully.

    Point is: sometimes it is useful to not reinstall immediately when hacked -- it can result in a good story :)