The Coming Uranium Crisis
tcd004 writes "MIT reports that the world is running out of fuel for our nuclear reactors due to production limitations and an aging infrastructure. Nuclear power has gained popularity as a carbon-free energy source in recent years, but Dr. Thomas Neff, a research affiliate at MIT's Center for International Studies, warned that fuel scarcity could drive up prices and kill the industry before it gets back on its feet. Passport has pulled together some interesting numbers: there are 440 reactors currently in operation and 82 new plants under construction. The demand for fuel has driven the price of uranium up more than 40% in the last few months — 900% over the last decade. You can follow the spot price for a pound of uranium. "
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The Gay State of TAXACHUSETTS
State Flower: Something gay
Official Language: Pahshle gay, pahshle drunk, all retahded
State Bird: The Limp-Wristed Kennedy
State Fish: The Kopechne
State Motto: Let's All Get Gay-Married, and hurt The Baby Jesus' Feelings!
Nickname: Massachusetts,
New England's Crooked Penis,
Gaysrael
Governor: Republican
State Anthem: "YMCA"
Population: As Many Married Gays That Can Fit, probably less, but I don't want to think about it...
Largest City: Boston.
Gayest City: Provincetown.
Principal imports: Gays, Lesbionics
Principal exports: Gay Marriage, Dancing Congressmen
Principal industries: Gay Marriage, hurting The Baby Jesus
Fun Fact # 1: Hates America
Fun Fact # 2: Hates America's Freedoms
Fun Fact # 3: Makes the anagram: "the ass cat tux" or "the ass sac smut" for the dyslexic
Fun Fact # 4: The State House in Boston was moved to Trenton on October 12, 2006.
Democracy? But they allow the descendants of ex-criminals to vote! That isn't democracy!
Scientists:
Instead of cutting up millions of hamsters every year in the name of research, do this instead:
Buy millions of hamster wheels and hook the little devils up to some turbines.
Not only will this solve the nuclear power crisis, but you can use the spare cash to buy loads of PS3s to run Holding@Home on, thus curing Cancer at the same time.
Summation 2
1. Bitch that people are dying in Dufar
2. Bitch that the US is doing nothing
3. Know of other country that kills
4. Bitch we did something.
FU.
I for one welcome our new omgnuclearpowereviljohnhowardbushblairwarcriminals bringinnocentdavidhickshomebanthenetespslashdotoil isevileivlevil overlords!
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Hilarious!