USPTO New Accelerated Review Process
Intron writes "Perhaps you have been lying awake worrying that your software patent on bubble sort might spend too much time being "examined" or "peer reviewed". You will be pleased to know that the US Patent and Trademark Office has launched their accelerated review process. "Applicants' submissions enjoy a presumption of patentability" says the patent office. Applicants are also responsible for disclosing any prior art."
Ah yes, now I can finally patent the array!
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...the USPTO outsources reading the applications to outer Mongolia, on the grounds that if they're going to accept them all anyway, what does it matter?
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
They're infringing on my patent for an accelerated patent review system. I filed it just a few minutes ago through their accelerated process!