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Astronaut to Run the Boston Marathon From Space

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the space-racing dept.

BostonBehindTheScenes writes "American astronaut Sunita Williams will run 26.2 miles on a treadmill on Patriot's Day (April 16th for those of you outside of Massachusetts) while runners on the ground will compete in the 111th Boston Marathon, according to this New Scientist article. And yes, she is an actual registered participant who qualified by finishing among the top 100 women in the Houston Marathon in 2006. NASA's press release touts this as yet another space first."

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  1. Pork. by Morky · · Score: 5, Funny

    I protest! She is wasting precious oxygen paid for by you the taxpayer.

    1. Re:Pork. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or does the fact that it might be a european taxpayer make it all ok?

      Speaking as an American, I'm perfectly happy to let the Europeans pay my taxes. *duck*
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  2. MOM! by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moooooommm, Sunie's hogging all the oxygen again!

    Sunie, Cut it out. Don't antaonize your sister.

    But, I gotta win the maaarathonn.

    Well, do it quietly, dear. Your sister has experiments to conduct.

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  3. That place is gonna smell... by sycodon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...like a locker room.

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  4. Tell us what we REALLY want to know! by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will she be wearing diapers?!

  5. What next? Unix hacker to run the marathan from .. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... the C shell?

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  6. think of the aliens! by symes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, what would our outer-space neighbours think if they picked that moment to swing by and pay us a visit? They're just going to scratch their heads and think we're some backwards species that powers space flight by putting funny sweaty little creatures on treadmills!

  7. Re:Treadmill vs road by Quarters · · Score: 5, Funny

    She'll already be moving close to 17500 mph. How much more of a headwind do you want her to have?

  8. Re:Patriot Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It celebrates the battles of Lexington and Concord of a certain war which you are not a patriot if you cannot name.

    I'm a patriot, and I can name it. It was the war of the treasonous, ungrateful colonists ;-)

  9. She'll finish first, though by Migraineman · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ISS is moving at 7.726 km/s (I checked this morning - I'm running Orbitron to track a different satellite.) 26.2 miles converts to 42.165 km, so she should traverse the course length in about 5.5 seconds.

    How many steps does it take to complete a marathon from low earth orbit? A one ... a two ... a three. Three.