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MS Plans Emergency Update to Fix .ANI Bug
A feed from The Reg says"Widespread exploitation of an unpatched Windows vulnerability involving cursor animation files over the weekend have prompted Microsoft to announce plans to release an out-of-sequence patch on Tuesday MS plans emergency update to fix blinking cursor bug."
I'd comment if I could hit the "submit" button with this darned cursor....
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. -Firefly
Not to worry. He later hooks up with a certain senator, becomes a dark sith lord, and eventually becomes the right-hand man of the ruler of the known galaxy. It's only later when his son comes around to finding him that he gets killed.
Oh, wait...
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Why did your "security gnomes" not speak up in the first place about such a stupid feature? Why are these things always sneaking in through cursors and screensavers? Are you keeping them busy implementing crap like this in the first place, instead of having security gnomes look at your existing code?
People will continue to leave Windows in droves because it's getting loaded with troublesome features like this that backfire even for people who aren't using them or aren't aware of them. Nobody is interested in this junk aside from malware writers and teeny boppers, but everyone is exposed to the vulnerabilities in these features anyway nonetheless because they're bundled into the OS. The vast majority of users are not interested in having their stupid mouse cursors animate. And this chronic habit of running code that arrives over the Internet from unknown sources is getting really old. Dear Customer,
Unfortunately a hoard of deranged Mac users has invaded the Microsoft Development Center. They seized the security gnome's cave and their slashdot troll is currently blocking the entrance. Unfortunately, at the time this happened, we had just successfully repelled a massive frontal assault on our development center by a hoard of torch and pitchfork wielding penguins and as a result we were to low on throwing chairs to repel the second assault. We are sorry if this causes you any inconvenience but until the next consignment of hand made throwing chairs arrives from Italy allowing Mr Ballmer to lead us in a fresh asssault to retake the security gnome's cave we will be unable to help you with your problem. Please accept this conciliatory bucket of Microsoft® Fried Penguin drumsticks and a bottle of Microsoft Windows Vista® Kool-Aid free of charge as compensation for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Regards
The Microsoft Support Team.
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
-- Henning von Tresckow
MS plans emergency update to fix blinking cursor bug.
Now all they need to do is fix the blinking Active X bugs, the blinking default open ports, the blinking UAC, and all the other blinking problems.
Pardon my language...
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