FBI Examines Second Life Casinos
UnanimousCoward writes "Yahoo! is running an article reporting that Second Life has invited the FBI to tour their casinos. Under the theory that they may have some objections, Linden wanted to make sure that everything was on the up and up. The FBI has apparently taken them up on the offer, but will not comment on their conclusion. With the recent US crackdown on Internet gambling, visits to Second Life casinos have increased (using Linden dollars that can be exchanged for real currency). 'Most lawyers agree that placing bets with Linden dollars likely violates US anti-gambling statutes, which cover circumstances in which something of value is wagered. But the degree of Linden Lab's responsibility, and the likelihood of a any crackdown, is uncertain.'"
I think I could win against a punch of 7 foot tall wieners at the poker table.
I wonder what their avatars look like.......
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
You know a report is going to breeze across some higher-up's desk, he'll see Bin Laden Dollars and demand to "get those fuckers now"
Cue voice of Jeff Foxworthy...
"If you exchange good old fashioned American dollars for Lindens, you might be a moron."
I think it would be even more hilarious if the FBI's in-game avatars were also assaulted by flying penises.
What will come of online gambling?
Place your bets place your bets place your bets
Today's horse race at Slashdot Downs:
1) No-op - the FBI won't press charges
2) Squib - the FBI will try to shut it down and fail
3) Buster - the FBI will try to shut it down and succeed
4) Angel - the FBI will try to shut it down and before they can act Congress will intervene and save the gamblers
5) Loudmouth - Congress will try to shut it down and fail
6) Devil - Congress will shut it down
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.