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Paul Graham Claims "Microsoft is Dead"

netbuzz writes "He doesn't mean dead as in six feet under, but rather that the software giant no longer instills the kind of fear — particularly among entrepreneurs — that it did back in the day when it was making road kill out of companies like Netscape. Microsoft obits have been around for almost as long as the company, but Graham's stature, style and devoted following are likely to make this one a classic."

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  1. It's not dead yet by scwizard · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if it keeps releasing "upgrades" that serve to only make your computer slower and slower then it will be soon.

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    1. Re:It's not dead yet by trewornan · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's life but not as we know it.

    2. Re:It's not dead yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have you tried Ubuntu?

      Nah, I'm not really in to Pokemon.

  2. netcraft by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I won't believe this untill it is confirmed by Netcraft

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  3. Microsoft isn't dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's just pining for the fjords.

  4. Microsoft is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is now official. Paul Graham confirms: Microsoft is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Redmond company when analysists confirmed that Windows market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all serious users desktops. Coming on the heels of a recent survey which plainly states that Windows has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Microsoft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be Steve Jobs to predict Microsofts future. The hand writing is on the wall: Microsoft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Microsoft because Microsoft is dying. Things are looking very bad for Microsoft. As many of us are already aware, Microsoft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    All major surveys show that Microsoft has steadily declined in market share. Microsoft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Microsoft is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Microsoft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Microsoft is dead.

    Fact: Microsoft is dying

  5. It's not dead, by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just press ctrl alt del until the task manager comes up and kill whatever's locked it up.

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  6. Re:It's not quite dead yet by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm getting better."

    "No you're not; you'll be stone dead in a moment."

    "I think I'll go for a walk."

    "Look, you're not fooling anyone."

    "I feel happy..."

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  7. Microsoft is Dying by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is official; Paul Graham: microsoft is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered microsoft community when IDC confirmed that microsoft market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 97 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that microsoft has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. microsoft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict microsoft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: microsoft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for microsoft because microsoft is dying. Things are looking very bad for microsoft. As many of us are already aware, microsoft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Windows is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long timeWindows developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Microsoft is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Vista leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Vista. How many users of windows are there? Let's see. The number of Vista versus windows xp posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Vista users. Vista posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of windows xp posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put windows at about 80 percent of the microsoft market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 WinXP users. This is consistent with the number of WinXP Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Hotmail, abysmal sales and so on, Windows NT went out of business and was taken over by the Vista team who sell another troubled OS. Now Windows Vista is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that microsoft has steadily declined in market share. microsoft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If microsoft is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. microsoft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, microsoft is dead.

    Fact: microsoft is dying

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  8. Re:4% of what? by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read some article not long ago about how you can make %'s look like you want to. I think I read that one, too. The author really gave 110% on it.
  9. Re:What killed the dinosaurs? by mrbcs · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? You're saying that I'm creepy and pathetic because my wife is 17 years younger than me?

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