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The End is Nigh for XP

SlinkySausage writes "Computer makers have been told they'll no longer be able to get Windows XP OEM by the end of this year, despite strong ongoing demand for the OS. Analysts and computer makers are wondering if the move is premature given Vista's ongoing performance and compatibility issues. Dell recently said it would reintroduce XP on a range of machines due to customer demand but Microsoft will only allow this until the end of the year."

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  1. Foot? by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Funny
    Check.

    Gun?

    Check.

    I think you can figure out the rest.

    Seriously... This is a good move on Microsoft's part only if they enjoy annoying their customers.

    Wait, why did I bother putting that 'only if' in there?

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  2. They are trying to push linux adoption. by shaitand · · Score: 3, Funny

    Force once Microsoft is trying to do the right thing.

  3. It's a trick by krakass · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to take XP off the market, then a couple months later after they get tired of everyone bitching about Vista, they'll reintroduce it as Windows Classic. Either that or as XP SE.

  4. Re:Will anyone gain anything from this? Not Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the Fedora users:
    yum -y update

    For Windows Users
    Run Windows Update
    Do you want to reboot now?
    Later...
    Do you want to reboot now?
    Later...
    Do you want to reboot now?
    Oops I'm away from my desk for five minutes.
    Come back. WHere's all my stuff!

  5. Re:Will anyone gain anything from this? Not Linux by BlueTrin · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have added the relevant dialogue:

    For the Fedora users:
    yum -y update

    For Windows Users
    Run Windows Update
    Do you want to reboot now?
    You: Heck, no I am doing some important work

    Later...
    Do you want to reboot now?
    You: What the hell ... fortunately I just finished in time my presentation ...

    Later... *clicking on save as* *putting cursor on confirmation to overwrite*


    Do you want to reboot now? * clicking on yes on the new popup*

    Oops I'm away from my desk for five minutes.
    Come back. WHere's all my stuff! You: NOOOOOO !
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  6. Re:Downfall by gbobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it just me, or is Microsoft shooting themselves in the foot by pushing this new, and somewhat unpopular product into the marketplace?

    Do you remember Windows ME? It seems like history is repeating itself again.

    Let me use an analogy... You can take a Honda Civic and with very liberal applications of accessories bolt on enough stuff to make it riced out enough so that it (almost) appears to be a Porche. Of course, it still isn't a Porche, just a Honda with a bunch of bolted on toys... Microsoft seems to have a problem understanding this, and this is one reason why I think they keep on making the same OS mistakes.
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  7. So in essence... by ady1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    you should respond to the windows update just the way you respond to your gf.

    1. Re:So in essence... by Brickwall · · Score: 4, Funny

      mod parent +5 funny; as if anyone at /. has a girlfriend..

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    2. Re:So in essence... by mythar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, what if she comes at me with Girlfriend Genuine Advantage?

    3. Re:So in essence... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, what if she comes at me with Girlfriend Genuine Advantage?

      You mean when she searches in your nightstand and under your bed every time she comes over to make sure you haven't violated the EULA?

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      I am not a crackpot.
    4. Re:So in essence... by dreamlax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some of us are married. What rating does that get us? :)
      +5 Drunk
  8. Re:Will anyone gain anything from this? Not Linux by Aceticon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another way is to click on the reboot modal dialog box in an morse code pattern that says "SOS" (that's 3 longs, 3 shorts, 3 longs), then pull out our keyboard connector and wistle Dixie into the thus freed port and finally turn your chair 3 times counter-clockwise, click your heels and say "i wish i was back in Munich".

    This is not documented anywhere but i heard it from a guy who knows a guy whose father-in-law used to work with someone whose sister worked at Microsoft, so it must be true.

  9. Re:Will anyone gain anything from this? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems like you need some new hardware before software anyway - your period key is broken..

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    which is totally what she said