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New Solar Panel Design Traps More Light

GoSun wrote in with an article about new solar panels that opens, "Sunlight has never really caught fire as a power source, mostly because generating electricity with solar cells is more expensive and less efficient than some conventional sources. But a new solar panel unveiled this month by the Georgia Tech Research Institute hopes to brighten the future of the energy source." The new panels are able to produce sixty times the current of traditional models.

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  1. brighten up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    you don't want it bright, if it reflects light that's unused energy!
    you want a dim future

  2. 60 times the current ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    60 times the current, at 1/60th of the voltage. They're working hard to achieve the next milestone which is 100 times the current (at 1/100th voltage) before Xmas ... in space.

  3. Catching Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sunlight has never really caught fire as a power source

    Well, I always saw that as a good thing, I don't know about everyone else here...

    1. Re:Catching Fire by wwrmn · · Score: 4, Funny

      AC, your parents really should have exposed you to the magic of magnifying glass.

      Insects FEARED me... Mueyhahahahaha...

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  4. (*yawn*)* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yawn. Posting about how a supposed innovation is actually several years old has been done before. Didn't we just read a post titled *yawn* yesterday?

  5. Is this supposed to be a bad joke? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sunlight has never really caught fire as a power source


    Besides the bad pun... you obviously have never used magnifying glasses on poor helpless insects...
  6. Monty Python by Toe,+The · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was a Monty Python episode where they were comparing penguin brains to human brains. They found that if the penguin were scaled up to human size, its brain was still smaller than a human brain. But -- and this is the important part -- it's larger than it was before!

  7. Tag by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why isn't this tagged "itsatrap"???

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  8. Re:There's NO free lunch by MrLeap · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're right about the fact that beaming power from space is bad news. Simulations in sim city show that microwave energy has a 5% chance to destroy Las Vegas... monthly.

  9. Great by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all we need is something that can trap more girls and well be set!

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  10. Re:Outdated canard by drix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, it's really difficult to trust someone who cannot spell the word equivalent. It seems like that word would come up a lot in the field of, you know, science.

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  11. Traps More Light.....? by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Department Of Homeland Security has installed new solar panels throughout the United Stares. When asked about the new panels, DHS stated that it is part of the new Early Warning System. However, anonymous DHS insiders have leaked in formation that reveals far more deatils about the panels than is being officially disclosed.

    "The new panels are designed to trap more light, so that we can trap it, and neutralize its threat to the American public. After the rougue photons are trapped, they are then sent to Guantanamo Bay, where they undego interrogations as to why they are violating sovereign American airspace, and why they are trying to enter the United States without the proper documentation." said a DHS source on condition of anonymity.

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  12. Re:Speaking of sunlight as a power source by turing_m · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot Chuck Norris.

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  13. Re:Better then 5x improvement not possible.... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have yet to post this, but it was all I could think of,

    You must be new here.

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  14. Re:Efficiency is not really important by pipatron · · Score: 3, Funny

    but for some weird reason, the manufacturers seem to think us Yacht owners are made of money

    Gee! Wonder why!

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  15. Re:Speaking of sunlight as a power source by Palshife · · Score: 1, Funny

    You forgot Chuck Norris.

    Probably omitted due to the fact that he invented the sun so that he could demonstrate his ability to kill faster than the speed of light.
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  16. Re:Bad math.. by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Raise the voltage?

    Stick it onto a transformer and make the sun blink.

    There ya go!

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  17. Re:Bullwhoey by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Funny

    The biggest bottleneck right now is the availibity of high-grade silicon.

    Don't you see! It's obvious! Oil companies drill through what? SAND! Where does silicon come from? That's right! SAND! It's all a conspiracy by the oil companies!

    Come to think of it...what is on the moon? SAND! That's proof that the oil companies are behind the faked moon landings too!

  18. Re: Bad Meth by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

    man, every time I read a /. post about bad math, I think it's about bad meth, and get excited about the flamewar that I'm about to witness, only to ultimately disappointed with the relatively tame flamewar about actual facts.

    And I quote: "Inductance?! I laugh heartily at your naivete, dear n00b!"

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  19. Re:Sweet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shut up you gay whores.