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Many Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the funny-not-appropriate dept.

nexuspal writes "Over 20 confirmed dead at Virginia Tech. Shooter killed some at residence hall then two hours later killed others in classrooms. Worst school shooting in US history. "

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  1. Re:ALREADY Jack Thompson blames games by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ooh, ooh, can I get on TV predicting how the shooter's computer has Microsoft Word installed on it? I'm more likely to be right.

  2. I can't believe no one has said it by sshore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

  3. Right to bare arms by celardore · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't have the right to bare arms here in the UK per se, but I just do it anyway. Too hot for long sleeves.

  4. Re:Engineering building by ez76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the students were armed, as provided for by the 2nd amendment, someone could have dropped that guy early on and saved 30 or more people.

    Look, whatever. The issue at hand isn't guns. It's Hypnogenic Ninjitsu.

    If the students had been trained as ninjas with the power to hypnotize their attackers, as provided for by Bob's Ninjitsu and Hypnosis College, someone could have done the Stare-of-Freezing to that guy early on and saved 30 or more people. Chalk up another bunch of deaths to the anti-Ninja agenda of American citizens by the mommy government. There will be no correction, though; instead of people going "well duh, I should take Hypnogenic Ninjitsu classes in case some crazy bastard shows up in my face somewhere", they'll just take a bunch more of your martial arts education away at the schools - restrict your hypnosis lessons, require Ninja-study permission slips, make you wear "guns don't kill people, Ninjas do" T-shirts, ... and a year or so from now, some crazy will do the same thing again, perhaps slightly more cleverly and with more throwing stars.