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Fast Navigating Guessing Robots

holy_calamity writes "A new navigation technique for robots allows them to make predictions about what's around the corner based on where they've been already. It works well in repetitive environments like office buildings. If this were a Japanese project I'd say it'd be useful for robotic secretaries new on the job, but since it's an American one I suppose it'll be used for automated SWAT teams."

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  1. Re:swat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh noes. Someone posted an vaguely critical dig at my chosen object of nationalistic affection.

    He must be a commie terrorist baby-eating pinko! Burn the witch!

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