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Scientists Create Artificial Blood
simm1701 wrote us with a BBC article link on a sort of artificial blood substitute being developed by an English university. The substance is light, can survive at room temperature, and keeps longer than real blood, allowing it to be used as a stand-in in emergency situations. "The new blood is made up of plastic molecules that have an iron atom at their core, like haemoglobin, that can carry oxygen through the body. The scientists said the artificial blood could be cheap to produce and they were looking for extra funding to develop a final prototype that would be suitable for biological testing ... A sample of the artificial blood prototype will be on display at the Science Museum in London from 22 May as part of an exhibition about the history of plastics."
attacking my vinyl gutters and screaming, "plastic! PLASSSTIC! we must have plasssticcc!!!"
threw 'em a floppy and shut the window.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Perhaps a blue variety for the upper class English?
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Vampires, rejoice ! Soon, the artificial blood project will be complete !
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I've heard that they did have a problem with the body's immune system flipping out and attacking the new artificial blood cells in early testing, but since they fitted each one of them with a miniature eyepatch and peg leg they've been able to defend themselves quite effectively.
Forget different colours. What we should do is genetically modify cows to produce blood instead of milk. How awesome would that be?
Although it would give a whole new meaning to "clotted cream".
What is is all that is. Isn't that obvious?
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The story had just come up over the SlashWire, and unlike the usually dismissive drivel, this one caught his eye. Artificial blood. Something wasn't right here. They were going to investigate artificial blood? He thought back to his high school biology and that time he skinned his knee. Also that one program he saw on Nova. Blood...body...plastic...NO GOOD! My God, what if the body totally flipped out and went all attack mode on the blood! An emergency situation would be totally ruined!
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They used silicon..
but they found that flat square boobs weren't fashionable so they moved to using silicone.
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That's not a problem, that's a super power! If they could make these things from Kevlar, you put some in a guy, he gets shot and the wound scabs over with a bullet proof protective shell - finally realizing our dream of substantiating the "That which does not kill us, makes us stronger" cliche' we keep hearing about!
Sign me up!
Nah, I'll stick with natural. This artificial stuff tastes too much like plastic.
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