NASA's Atlantis Ready For June 8 Launch
lifuchi writes "The guys and girls at NASA are at it again with Atlantis. The newly repaired space shuttle is set launch on June 8. The hail-damaged fuel tank has been repaired and is said to be a bit of an eyesore. Zee News is quoted as saying, 'Instead of being a uniform orange, it has a patchwork of white spots where technicians sprayed, scraped and filled fresh foam into the more than 4200 areas that were damaged during a freak hailstorm in February.'"
Hmm, doesn't exactly fill you with confidence does it.
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Instead of being a uniform orange, it has a patchwork of white spots where technicians sprayed, scraped and filled fresh foam into the more than 4200 areas that were damaged during a freak hailstorm in February.
Oh no! Stop the engines, damn it, and don't even think of thinking of going anywhere with that non-uniform orange fuel tank! We don't want to be embarassed in front of the perfectly uniform green aliens we know absolutely nothing about and forget what I just said.
-- NASA guy in a black suit
"overfilled twinkie" comes to mind...
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Have someone paint giant band-aid images all over the tank.
Just to scare the crap out of the know nothings out there in the country that would be freaked out about the foam repairs.
Maybe add a dixie flag to the top of the shuttle and paint 01 on the sides, that would make it complete.
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