Google Files Patent to Monitor Gaming For Ads
Tookis writes "In a recent patent filing, Google has proposed a real time profiling of players of online games such as World of Warcraft. Soon players of such games may see in game ads directly designed to appeal to their persona. Last month Google filed a patent in both Europe and the US which outlined plans to psychologically profile people simply by their style of play in popular online games. 'From the patent; "User dialogue (e.g., from role playing games, simulation games, etc) may be used to characterize the user (e.g., literate, profane, blunt or polite, quiet etc). Also, user play may be used to characterize the user (e.g., cautious, risk-taker, aggressive, non-confrontational, stealthy, honest, cooperative, uncooperative, etc)." Taking this a step further, Google also believe if a player likes to explore their new virtual world, that they would be interested in the real world, as such would target the player with travel ads.'"
We've noticed that you're playing a female character. Perhaps you'd like to *BE* a woman, all the time? Here's some links to popular transvestite and sex-change informational sites. Enjoy!
Evil does no Google! But this is the US, and Google does no evil. Er... right?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/19
I will be "polite" until I encounter an in game add.
I will then become "profane" for a short period of time.
Based solely on in-game behavior, Google has come to teh startling conclusion that 98% of humans are racist homophobic white men. The other 2% are hot teen female cheerleaders.
...but then I realised that getting served adverts like "Upgrade your Zerglings TODAY" and "Scourge now two for one at all hatcheries" would actually be pretty cool.
I quit!
Problem: GP doesn't like advertisements in video games he paid for.
Proposed solution: Get a job.
Solution benefits: Money, possible health and retirement plans.
Solution detriments: Doesn't do anything about ads in video games the GP paid for.
Conclusion: Proposed solution is completely irrelevant to the problem.
Thunderclone: ONE MAN ENTERS! TWO MEN LEAVE! ONE MAN ENTERS! TWO MEN LEAVE!