A Side Effect of Testosterone Poisoning
obtuse writes "With a finding that may explain Internet trolls — or at least building contractors — U. of Michigan researchers have discovered that individuals with high levels of testosterone find an angry face rewarding. In their experiments, this was true even if the angry image was perceived subliminally so that the subjects didn't register it consciously."
...you stupid fucking cocksuckers!
Trolls have no balls!
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
So that's why Gates keeps Balmer around?
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There is your reward. Are you happy now?
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
Why would it explain Internet trolls if you can't fucking see their faces? Idiots. I hope you all die in a fire. I'm off to lift weights while my wife cooks in the kitchen.
"Sufferin' succotash."
Lots of estrogen leads to bigger breasts, which may lead one to see many happier faces.
As a troll, I find that smiley face annoying >:(
I wonder what that means about my demeanor...
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Another horrible side effect is winning the Tour de France.
At least construction workers don't spend all day reading slashdot during work hours...