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How Far Should a Job Screening Go?

SlashSquatch asks: "My sister is getting screened for a programming position with a financial firm. I was alarmed to hear she'll be getting fingerprinted at the Sheriff's Office as part of the screening process. Instantly I conjure up scenes of frame-ups and corporate scandals. I want to know, should this raise a flag? Would you submit to fingerprinting, blood tests and who knows what else (financial, genetic code, and so forth) for a programming position?"

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  1. if it requires latex gloves by DaveCar · · Score: 5, Funny

    then that is too far

  2. I once had to ejaculate in a cup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    for a job interview, well, I think it was a job interview, I mean the guy in the alley gave me $50 to watch. That makes it a job interview, right? He wanted to know if I could make smalltalk with a lisp then hack my python till it spewed Java. that sounds like a tech job doesn't it?

  3. Re:At Apple... by lisaparratt · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Completely sober?! Can't be having with that..."

  4. Re:Sometimes,yes by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you're a programmer in a financial services firm, you might be in a position to backdoor systems for financial gain. I can see why they'd want to make sure you're not a known criminal.

    ...and if they just went by name, they might hire the wrong Michael Bolton!

  5. How far? by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be concerned when they ask "Do you think you're special, Mr. Anderson?"

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  6. Re:Ummmm.... No. by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides, having seen some of the keyboards I've been exposed to in different jobs....how do they get through all of that crap to get fingerprints?

    Forensic lab tech1: 'We've got the results analysed...
    Forensic lab tech2 '...and it's definately Mountain Dew, Cum Stains, Red Bull, and...
    Forensic lab tech1: ...no shit, cheezy poof powder! Oh! Fingerprints?...Uhmmm...
    Forensic lab tech2: ....it could be anywhere from one demented asshole, to three million high-turnover, disgruntled employees!?!
    Forensic lab tech1: 'Basically, we need more data to pin this down...'
    Forensic lab tech2: 'Ah, yeah...Hmmm?...which server had that pr0n directory on it?
    Forensic lab tech1: 'Sounds like a plan...you grab the Mountain Dew, and I'll grab the cheezy poofs!

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