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Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will

Posted by samzenpus on from the sorry-about-all-those-bio-labs dept.

Lucas123 writes "A study performed at the Free University Berlin on human free will has produced some unexpected results showing that fruit flies may have a spark of free will in their tiny brains." From the article: "Their behavior seemed to match up with a mathematical algorithm called Levy's distribution ... Future research delving further into free will could lead to more advanced robots, scientists added. The result, joked neurobiologist Björn Brembs from the Free University Berlin, could be "world robot domination."

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  1. Welcome! by Taimat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new cyborg fruit fly overlords!

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    1. Re:Welcome! by nxtr · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're laughing now, but wait until they have us farm for fruit en masse, as I understand it from the summary.

    2. Re:Welcome! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is all we need. Look out, PETA will soon be describing fly strips as insect murder...

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    3. Re:Welcome! by fireman+sam · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that be considered insecticide?

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    4. Re:Welcome! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Slashdot reflex. Kinda like Pawlow described it.

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    5. Re:Welcome! by Plunky · · Score: 5, Funny

      If people really have free will, why do they keep automatically making that "I for one welcome our new overlords" joke?
      Its the American Idiot Syndrome. (Over here in Soviet Russia, its the Fruit Flies that welcome the new overlords..)
    6. Re:Welcome! by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's Pavlov.

      Does it ring a bell?

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  2. Joke? by pipatron · · Score: 4, Funny

    The result, joked neurobiologist Björn Brembs from the Free University Berlin, could be "world robot domination."

    Oh yeah? I bet that in 5 years, he won't consider that a very fun thing to joke about!

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  3. Damnation! by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will

    If they've got free will, does that mean they can go to heaven or hell?

    Not hard to imagine Fruit flies swarming over the Apple in the Garden of Eden, though they would probably have preferred a banana.

  4. freedom? by dwater · · Score: 4, Funny

    Freedom? In Germany?

    I thought the USA was the only place where there was freedom...

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