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Has Cosmology Been Solved?
An anonymous reader writes "In 1998, Dr. Michael Turner published a famous paper titled 'Cosmology Solved? Quite Possibly!' where he outlined seven major issues cosmologists should address in the following ten years. Nine years later, he revisits the list in an interview with the Slackerpedia Galactica podcast. He summarizes progress on each issue, adds some new goals for the next ten years, and even suggests that cosmology is now more interesting than science fiction."
Well some "scientists" will tell you that they are smarter than God. These same ones know that it takes man thousands of hours to build a computer (which is a joke compared to even the brain of something as simple as a bumblebee), but the human brain evolved from a rock. I wonder how they are going to explain a bunch of the population of the world disappearing all at once, scotty beamed them all up? LOL
Come on. That is an easy one. Chapter 1: God created everything with Adam created last. Chapter 2: God shows Adam that he can create stuff by creating one more of each animal for him to name. Eve is created last (since Adam didn't want to get down with any of the animals). Eve was the only one in the garden that never saw God create something. Evolutionism started with Eve when satan told her "Ye shall be as gods" and she would rather be God than submit to the real one. An Eve that saw God create an animal from nothing would have a much harder time disobeying God. In this same way, us Christians who have seen the power of God through his constant faithfulness in answering our prayers and protecting us have a real hard time disobeying him (or believing that his word is untrue, irrelevant or just a nice story). He's really good to those of us who believe in him. You should really give it a try! Read ROM 3:23, ROM 6:23, ROM 10:13. Admit you are a sinner and deserve hell. Tell Christ that you believe in him and want him to bear the burden for your sins.
>I don't understand. I think that god used Evolution as His tool. And He made all living creatures over Billions of Years. Using the timeline of God, we humans will ALWAYS be insignificant.
.... unless, you are joking and making a reference to the Simpsons cartoon! Then, I understand!
That's what we call heresy my friend. Evolution says that death created man. God says man's sin created death. You can't have both. A god (lowercase g intentional) that needs to use evolution to create man is sick and retarded and is definitely not worthy of praise or worship.
>I am sorry. I do not understand
In the endtimes (the earth won't blow up or anything, but things as they are will definitely end) predicted in revelation (a book which current events are leading up to... the mark of the beast with which no man can buy or sell was a mystery until they started implanting RFID's in people's right hand just a couple years ago) Christ will call all his believers up into the air and take them from the time of tribulation that the rest of the world will face. This is called the rapture. It is also a good reason to get saved. So many things have fallen into place coinciding with the predictions of revelation that it has got to be SCARY for a nonbeliever. The european union, the whore of the church (the city on seven hills) which is rome... the different phases of the church (we are in the last phase). All predicted almost 2000 years ago. You might as well just sincerely trust Christ, admit to him that you are a sinner that deserves hell and ask him to take the blame for your sin. That way if you are right, you still turn to worm food, but if you are wrong, at least you can spend eternity in heaven.
lesson 1: STOP FUCKING LAUGHING WHILE THE OTHER GUY IS TALKING.
"so the universe contains dark matter..."
"hehe, hehehe. hehehehe."
"and the ratio seems to be about 1/3:2/3..."
"hehehe, hehee. hehehehehe. ehehe."
"and the effect of this is..."
"hehehe. ehehehehe."
jesus fucking christ, that sounded like bevis and butthead.