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Scotty Scooped Up

mmarlett writes "Scotty has been found. 'The ashes of late Star Trek actor James Doohan have been found in mountains in the US state of New Mexico, where they landed after a brief flight in space.' And pretty much where they thought they put them, too."

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  1. But.. by PyrotekNX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know..

  2. what impact did he leave ? by axonis · · Score: 3, Funny

    whats the photo of the impact site like ? youtube ?

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  3. Fortunately, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the passengers were already dead.

  4. Rocket Scientists... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Funny
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  5. Re:4 Minutes in Space by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except in that case they neglected to kill off Khan and his followers BEFORE sending them on their way. So are you saying his plan was to be sent off into space not quite dead, then come back and have William Shatner scream

    DOOOOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  6. Ye canna change the laws o'physics, Cap'n! by Spyrus · · Score: 5, Funny

    What goes up, must come down.

  7. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

    (I can't believe it hasn't been posted yet...)

  8. Genesis Device by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never one around when you need it most.

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  9. Not New Mexico... by calctech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scotty was found preserved in a transporter buffer.

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  10. I need more power Scotty! by pashdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe next time he'll listen.

  11. Re:Always...certainly it is by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just a wild guess: you're German.

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  12. Other stuff that gets thrown back down by solar_blitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    So do you think that all those children's letters to God were incinerated while entering the Earth's atmosphere, or what?

  13. New Star Trek movie title revealed by Gax · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... The Search for Scotty.

    A leaked script claims Kirk's final words of the film are:

    "... Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... scottish."

    Cue rousing bag pipes and last orders at the bar.