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Scotty Scooped Up

mmarlett writes "Scotty has been found. 'The ashes of late Star Trek actor James Doohan have been found in mountains in the US state of New Mexico, where they landed after a brief flight in space.' And pretty much where they thought they put them, too."

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  1. But.. by PyrotekNX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know..

  2. what impact did he leave ? by axonis · · Score: 3, Funny

    whats the photo of the impact site like ? youtube ?

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  3. 4 Minutes in Space by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article says his remains spent only 4 minutes in space (or "at the edge of space")

    It seems as though all of these high profile space-related personalities, when they have heir remains famously 'sent into space' neglect to mention the trip is always temporary.

    I wonder if there will ever be an option to send one's remains into deep space. Surely there might even be some kind of value in hurling as many human bodies as we can as far out into the abyss of the universe as is possible. The bacteria present on a full corpse could, if it landed on a hospitable planet, thrive and create a new ecosystem. Or, in the exraordinarily unlikely event that billions of year hence, one of these space coffins encountered some intelligent life, we sould have given THEM proof there was was other life in the universe.

    Of course these last two assume that bodies would be sent into space uncremated, which isn't all that practical I guess, but even cremated remains ought to be hurled out into deep space in my opinion.

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    1. Re:4 Minutes in Space by J-1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, can someone with the knowledge explain to us why they couldn't send this into deep space? How much more costly is it to do such a thing, with such a small cargo?

    2. Re:4 Minutes in Space by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course these last two assume that bodies would be sent into space uncremated, which isn't all that practical I guess, but even cremated remains ought to be hurled out into deep space in my opinion.

      It may become practical if the space elevator gets built. And there are some high profile people working hard on it.

      It may make space ceremony cheaper than the normal one.

    3. Re:4 Minutes in Space by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except in that case they neglected to kill off Khan and his followers BEFORE sending them on their way. So are you saying his plan was to be sent off into space not quite dead, then come back and have William Shatner scream

      DOOOOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    4. Re:4 Minutes in Space by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      The rocket was already going (for other reasons), so the trip was already paid for. Doing a special beyond-orbital shot just to send someone's ashes out there would be... well, it would equal the cost of building and launching an entire larger-than-usual rocket.

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    5. Re:4 Minutes in Space by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Informative

      I seem to recall from an interview with Rutan ( or one of his Spaceship One engineers? I forget ) they mentioned that the energy difference between getting to 'space' ( approx 100 miles ) and getting there with enough speed to stay in orbit differed by a factor of 30. Escape velocity of course would be more than that.

  4. Fortunately, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the passengers were already dead.

  5. Rocket Scientists... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Funny
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  6. Re:a brief flight in space by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well commercial interests are hurt if our space-trash (beautiful way to talk about Scotty's remains by the way ;)) brings down a satellite so we care about it. Whereas commercial interests are hurt if we do something about the environment, so we don't care about it. Really quite simply.

  7. Well, mission accomplished by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is, if mocking an actor's ashes was the mission.

    And for some reason everyone keeps calling the guy "Scotty". His name was James Doohan. The people who paid and organized this trip were apparently not the smartest people around.

    1. Re:Well, mission accomplished by mmarlett · · Score: 2

      Actually, James Doohan was fine with being called Scotty. From the Wikipedia: "Doohan was often quoted as saying, 'Scotty is ninety-nine percent James Doohan and one percent accent.'" Doohan was well-loved by Star Trek fans, and if he wasn't then no one would mention this whole thing at all -- he'd just be this supporting actor named James on a silly two-season TV show made 40 years ago. Instead, he's Scotty. And we're happy he's home and mildly amused by his journey, as he probably would've been.

  8. Ye canna change the laws o'physics, Cap'n! by Spyrus · · Score: 5, Funny

    What goes up, must come down.

  9. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

    (I can't believe it hasn't been posted yet...)

  10. Genesis Device by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never one around when you need it most.

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  11. Re:Cool! by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe there are more appropriate ways to pay your respects that actually mean something..
    It's symbolic. To many sentient beings, symbols mean something.
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  12. Re:Cool! by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One more thing I need to add on... I'd personally think that doing something that actually matters to us beyond on an emotional level would be a nicer thing to do, such as helping fund e.g. Alzheimer research in his honor. While it wouldn't save Scotty, it could help others in his situation in the future, and that would be a real world difference that I'm sure Scotty would appreciate. Sorry if I'm being an insensitive clod, but I think this is rather just a big bunch of money that will end up serving news headlines as offbeat news. :-(

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  13. Not New Mexico... by calctech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scotty was found preserved in a transporter buffer.

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  14. Re:Cool! by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you take the absoulte view that the body is nothing but a meatbag you used to live in, then no there's no way to "pay your respects". The person you are calling has left this existance and is out of reach. What's left is only your public display to others.

    I'd say most people don't work that way. People don't put flowers on graves to show off for others, but for the buried person and themselves. What has meaning and what is sacred is measured in beliefs and intentions, not in results.

    Everything about a dead person is a token. The body or the ashes is a token. The gravestone is a token. The flowers are a token. Sending him ashes on a small slingshot into space is a token. Sending them permanently out into space would be a token. If we raise a statue of him it's a token. If we hang up a picture on the family wall it's a token.

    In short, if it has meaning to the people willing to do it then STFU and let them pay their respects. The you can pay your respect to the dead the way you want, or not at all. But don't go around claiming to have the answer to "more appropriate ways to pay your respects that actually mean something" unless you want me pissing on your grave (does that have meaning?).

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  15. I need more power Scotty! by pashdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe next time he'll listen.

  16. A Hitchhiker's guide... by Nurseferatu · · Score: 2

    When my father-in-law died we actually looked into Celestis for a space launch. At the time, they were offering several options. Since they basically rent space in whatever launches are going up, it really depends on who is going where and if they can hitch a ride. At that time there was a possibility of a moon landing with some unmanned mission and even a possibility of hitching on one of the Mars exploration missions. Most launches now are satellite orbital or sub orbital so that is the easiest and cheapest. But if you have the bucks and are willing to wait for a ride - just don't forget your towel!

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  17. Re:Always...certainly it is by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just a wild guess: you're German.

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  18. Re:Cool! by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    The cost to Jimmy's family of doing this was only $495. A wee bit of him basically hitched a ride on an test mission that was happening anyways.

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  19. Other stuff that gets thrown back down by solar_blitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    So do you think that all those children's letters to God were incinerated while entering the Earth's atmosphere, or what?

  20. New Star Trek movie title revealed by Gax · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... The Search for Scotty.

    A leaked script claims Kirk's final words of the film are:

    "... Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... scottish."

    Cue rousing bag pipes and last orders at the bar.

  21. Re:Cool! by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd personally think that doing something that actually matters to us beyond on an emotional level would be a nicer thing to do, such as helping fund e.g. Alzheimer research in his honor.

    What you're advocating is the old "Isn't there anything more important?" logical fallacy.

    We should, therefore, stop all human activity that doesn't directly involve keeping people alive and basically healthy. Which, incidentally, means artists and specifically actors like Mr. Doohan would be out of work, and a complete unknown.

    Doing the "emotional" stuff is actually quite important. What's the point of living 150 years with no art, no entertainment, nothing fun or enjoyable at all?
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