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CERN Collider To Trigger a Data Deluge

slashthedot sends us to High Productivity Computing Wire for a look at the effort to beef up computing and communications infrastructure at a number of US universities in preparation for the data deluge anticipated later this year from two experiments coming online at CERN. The collider will smash protons together hoping to catch a glimpse of the subatomic particles that are thought to have last been seen at the Big Bang. From the article: "The world's largest science experiment, a physics experiment designed to determine the nature of matter, will produce a mountain of data. And because the world's physicists cannot move to the mountain, an army of computer research scientists is preparing to move the mountain to the physicists... The CERN collider will begin producing data in November, and from the trillions of collisions of protons it will generate 15 petabytes of data per year... [This] would be the equivalent of all of the information in all of the university libraries in the United States seven times over. It would be the equivalent of 22 Internets, or more than 1,000 Libraries of Congress. And there is no search function."

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  1. 60% by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    The CERN collider will begin producing data in November, and from the trillions of collisions of protons it will generate 15 petabytes of data per year... [This] would be the equivalent of all of the information in all of the university libraries in the United States seven times over. It would be the equivalent of 22 Internets, or more than 1,000 Libraries of Congress. And there is no search function.

    And 60% of it will be porn.

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    1. Re:60% by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

      mmmm... particle porn!

      See the hottest collisions on the web! Watch as innocent particles get ripped apart, revealing their inner quarks! See protons get exploited and penetrated in their luscious gluons!

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    2. Re:60% by lexarius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Talk like that gives me a large hadron.

  2. re: 15 petabytes? by GNUThomson · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real fundamental question is not about beginning of the universe, but something much much more important: Are they going to backup the data?
    On the other hand, I'm sure it will be available on some torrent soon.

  3. Neutrinos by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope they're planning on running their own fiber optic line across the Atlantic

    You know with the right sort of particle accelerator you could send messages straight through the Earth and save a heap of latency.

    1. Re:Neutrinos by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know with the right sort of particle accelerator you could send messages straight through the Earth and save a heap of latency.

      It's called the "Death Star" project, and we've been having a hell of a time with the receiver...

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  4. GASP by Excelcia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lepton dancers wearing gluons.... WHOA!

  5. 22 Internets per year? by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would that be 0.84 Internet per forthnight? Or 1 kiloLibrary per Congress session? How much in tubes?

    1. Re:22 Internets per year? by AndyboyH · · Score: 2, Funny

      How much in tubes?

      Too much, and that's why we should pay the good companies all our hard earned cash to drill giant tubes for all our torrents, MP3s, smut and VoIP calls. Or at least, wasn't that what they were arguing for? ;)
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    2. Re:22 Internets per year? by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

      The tube radius of 420 attoparsecs.

      OTOH owning the harddrives capable of holding this much data gives you about 730 kilometers of e-penis.

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  6. Re:Is there a danger or isn't there? by SamSim · · Score: 4, Funny

    all the particle colliders of the most recent generation (like the Tevatron at Fermilab or the Relativistic Heavy Ion collider in New York) have the capability (if certain theoretical models are accurate enough) to generate very tiny (around nine millimeters), but stable black holes (though the probability is extremely low)

    Well, yeah, but the probability is about the same as that of you generating a small black hole by clapping your hands together really hard.

  7. Gaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Like an exercise session getting you ready for the big game, we've been going to the physics gym," Hacker says
    Must. Erase. Image.
    Physics locker room.
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  8. I predict the end of the universe by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is really bad news. By defining the amount of data in LoC's, they leave themselves open to a huge exploit... If the LoC ever includes this data, then there will be a recursive loop of definitions and the LoC will expand to fill the universe.

    Okay... maybe not, but if they ever did put this data in the LoC, the effort required to re-factor all the LoC based measurements would bankrupt the world. And the confusion that goes on while this re-factoring is happening will surely crash at least one probe into Mars, where the English have used the new LoC units and the Americans will have used the old LoC units.

  9. Bush and his internets by cl191 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be the equivalent of 22 Internets So our President was right about the "Internets" after all, he must have access to a few of those 22 Internets!
  10. Re:OT: The size of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are from NASA, and would like to offer you a job in mission planning.

  11. Re:Never mind the data by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, there are robots for that. Big robots.
    Tape backup?
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  12. That's a LOT of data by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Funny

    it will generate 15 petabytes of data per year...

          Umm, question. Is this BEFORE or AFTER time stops?

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  13. Re:Too much for the 'Net by ender- · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it really too much? The average torrent release of a popular TV show spreads to hundreds of users at an average of perhaps a megabit / second. University networks can probably handle that load without problem right now. Um, no they can't, they're full to the brim with torrent traffic. :)

  14. Re:Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The problem is that CERN will generate more data than it can afford to hold on it's own server's hard drives. If they had an A380 (Airbus for teh win ;-)) worth of hard drives installed and ready to tap data, they would not need to move all that data.

  15. Re:So.. by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Funny

    and heard the sound of one hand clapping put together.

          Don't be daft. Everyone here at UU knows that the sound of one hand clapping is 'cl-'

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  16. Re:Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they had an A380 (Airbus for teh win ;-)) worth of hard drives installed and ready to tap data, they would not need to move all that data.

    I'm sorry, how much is that in Cessna 172's again?

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  17. Re:OT: The size of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For me even donkey bukkake with midgets is more meaningful, than random sensor data from CERN.
    Link plz.
  18. Re:No Search Function by Benson+Arizona · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy Higgs Boson now at e-bay.com

    Buy books about Bosons at Amazon.com

  19. Re:Think for a moment by Control+Group · · Score: 2, Funny

    kilodelta, I have someone I think you should meet. His name is Werner Heisenberg, and he's got some ideas that may interest you.

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  20. 22 Internets? by Evil+Cretin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the article was written by Senator Stevens. Nothing to fear, 22 emails can't possibly clog our tubes.

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  21. Re: 15 petabytes? by databyss · · Score: 3, Funny

    My quantum computer has been working on downloading the torrent for the past few weeks.

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  22. 22 Internets by rubberbandball · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a lot of tubes.

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  23. Re:Too much for the 'Net by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh wait, this is Slashdot.
    • Okay, so that's 15 petabytes *tapping on calculator* that's 3.4x10^29 bits.
    • Taking the maximum data rate from a given node as 3 gigabits per second, and taking into account the effect of bandwidth increases over time.. *tapping on calculator*
    • Okay, and taking the average mosquito lifetime as 20 days.. *tapping on calculator*
    • *breaks into a cold sweat*
    • Now, assuming mutations in mosquitos occur at a rate of 1 base pair per generation, *tap tap tap* and that our genes are different from mosquitos by 2.4x10^6 base pairs.. *more tapping on calculator*
    By the time they have transferred this data to scientists across the world mosquitos will have become the new dominant species.
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