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MS Wants To Identify All Web Surfers

Moochman writes "New Scientist reports on a technology Microsoft is developing to identify users based on their browsing habits. Quote: 'The software could get its raw information from a number of sources, including a new type of 'cookie' program that records the pages visited. Alternatively, it could use your PC's own cache of web pages, or proxy servers could maintain records of sites visited. So far it can only guess gender and age with any accuracy,' but the aim is to be able to identify name, occupation and location as well. On a related note, The Inquirer reports on Microsoft's plans to widen the use of its identity-verification technology CardSpace, which is built into Windows Vista and available as an add-on to XP. It's being envisioned as an identity solution for the entire internet: says Kim Cameron, pioneer of the technology, 'We feel it has to solve all use cases.' (Aha, so the anonymous use cases, too, eh?) One might ask, with all of this user-ID information on hand, how long will it be until the Feds come knocking on Microsoft's door asking for help? They already have."

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  1. Umm by Richard+McBeef · · Score: 2, Funny

    The computing giant is developing software that could accurately guess your name, age, gender and potentially even your location, by analysing telltale patterns in your web browsing history.

    Uh, wouldn't location be the easiest thing to figure out? Yes. The answer is yes.

    1. Re:Umm by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes but it appears that 95% of all male web users are located at www.bigtits.com which obviously of limited use.

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    2. Re:Umm by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dang, I like small tits so I'm going to be a cinch to identify :-(

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    3. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Microsoft can take their ideas and shove them up their asses. What do you think we want Microsoft making these decisions and bringing up these ideas. It is none of their freaking business nor anyone else's if I choose to use the internet.

      No, no. Fair's fair. I've recently had my congressional lawn ornament sponsor legislation requiring all Microsoft executives and board members to be outfitted with 20 foot long flexible anal probes. These will comprehensively monitor their nutritional intake, recording all the where's, what's and how much. Those traitorous MickieD, Burger King and White Castle addicts will be rooted out, making the world safe again for those aligned with the better smelling vinegar chips and chinese takeout computing and marketing cultures.

      Fast food addicts beware! You won't slip a "slider" past this surveillance effort!
  2. Problem with identifying by browser habits by Brad1138 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have found that 5% of Internet user are identifiable by there browsing habits, all the other 95% do is surf for porn making it hard to narrow down.

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    1. Re:Problem with identifying by browser habits by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG, you might be identified by your fetish!

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  3. Or not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft, you can have my identity when you pry it from my cold dead Anonymous hands.

  4. all i know is by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    with this story, that bill gates icon with the borg visor has never been more appropriate

    "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"

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  5. Bill Gates and his fortune by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! I had been wondering how Bill Gates was going to share his fortune! This sounds like the technology that can make it happen!

  6. Re:Who thinks of these ideas? by Sam+Ritchie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know how much Microsoft is paying...

    Bill Gates is going to give everyone who participates a trip to Disneyland at his own expense.

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  7. So.... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have they identified the goatse guy yet?

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  8. Re:My profile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your profile?

    You are a British male and a liberal geek whose job is a programmer, most likely in Java language, and you change your jobs often. You use a Mac and obviously have a strong dislike of Microsoft. You are a heavy coffee drinker who happens to like artsy stuff. You are a strong supporter of multiculturalism and you hate George Bush though you are not exactly anti-American. Despite having a blog, you don't pay much attention to your hobby.

    How close am I?

  9. Re:No by pluther · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying they can see you when you're sleeping? And they know when you're awake??

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  10. Re:No by veganboyjosh · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFA said they'll be making a list. who knows if they'll be checking it twice or not.

  11. Re:If I wanted to identify myself by MoreDruid · · Score: 4, Funny

    lookup of Anonymous Coward:
    network statistics
    IP address: 127.0.0.1
    subnet mask: 255.0.0.0
    hostname: linuxboxen
    MAC address: BE:EF:BA:BE
    gender: mostly male
    location: parents' basement
    surfing profile: looking for free pr0n

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  12. Re:If I wanted to identify myself by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, come on. Everyone knows who you are. You must post more comments on Slashdot than anyone else in the world! There's so much data that identifying you will be easy.

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