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CG Television Clone Wars Trailer Released
Ant writes "The official Star Wars site has up the one minute and 50 second trailer for the upcoming computer rendered Clone Wars." I'm still not sold on the CG, but the models seem to be somewhat based on Genndy Tartakovsky's designs from the original Clone Wars series. Wikipedia offers a bevy of details on the series.
Star wars isn't cool anymore. Even for us.
Noooo!
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Why is George Lucas bothering to remake the Clone Wars shorts when he knows that everyone really wants prequels to the Ewok Adventure series? I want to see what Wilfred Brimley's character, from Ewoks: Battle for Endor, was like when he was a kid.
"Lucas has written good stuff in his life; look at THX-1138."
Yes, but that was before the Star Wars _franchise_. It's no longer about the story. It's about the money, and how many people will grit their teeth while paying for movie tickets because all of us 40 year olds want our childhood back. But that's because we're all suckers and figure "well he can't rape our childhoods THAT much, can he?"
Yes. Yes he can. Meesa givesa upsa after Episode Onesa...
As to how far he can sink, do you remember the Christmas Special? Did you gouge your eyes out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg
Bea...Arthur... BEA FREAKIN ARTHUR!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BMO
Among the wonders to look forward to:
- The original Clone Wars cartoons will be redone in CG, as Lucas had originally wanted.
- Special appearance by Jabba the Hutt, where we discover that he and Obi Wan have done business for some time.
- Someone will shoot Anakin first, causing him to go aggro and eventually turn to the dark side entirely out of self-defense.
- All explosions will be accompanied by planar shockwaves.
- Death scenes of random insignificant characters will be shortened or removed entirely.
- The final episode will feature a galaxy-wide welcome-to-the-rainforest happy-fest victory party.
- Qui-Gon's disembodied head will accompany Obi Wan at all times, acting as his personal Jiminy Cricket.
- DVD Bonus Feature Deleted Scenes of Chewbacca's extended family.
Can't wait!!-- I prefer the term "karma escort."
I'd never seen or heard of a clone wars cartoon (I am NOT saying that there wasn't one; just me being ignorant and had not heard of it or seen it). My first reaction on seeing this trailer though was: why would I want to watch this? It's a herky-jerky motion cartoon.
Even Yoda's got to be saying, "A cartoon I am in. Soon, the end of the franchise it will be."
I can't say I'm sold on this.
Really? Even from the trailer, the acting strikes me as less wooden...
Good lord, your post is like an explosion at the Lucas-bashing cliche factory.