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Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math

slashthedot writes "While it is well known that boys have longer ring fingers as compared to index fingers, now some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. 'The link, according to the researchers, is that testosterone levels in the womb influence both finger length and brain development.'"

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  1. 2 girls for every boy by SPickett · · Score: 5, Funny

    The beach boys gave boys all the math they'll ever need. And, it isn't related to the index finger or ring finger, but rather to the finger in between.

    1. Re:2 girls for every boy by paleo2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My middle finger is an inch longer than my index finger. What does that mean?

    2. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It means that you're a freak. Go work in a circus!

    3. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My middle finger is an inch longer than my index finger. What does that mean?
      That you're very bad with a fillet knife.
  2. Fantastic! by codesurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    A little different that my usual pickup line, but what the heck!

  3. ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a huge cock.

    Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!

    1. Re:ATT: Mathbots by suv4x4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a huge cock.
      Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!


      Hi, I'm a prime number nerd [adjusts glasses]. Actually having a huge male sex organs could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women. It may not enter fully, and requires significantly more foreplay than average to average-big organs. Also statistics show that girls normally don't enjoy pushing their ovaries in their throat during sex.

      Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano. Both of which could lead to a better financial situation, and every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.

    2. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      my prime: 611111111113
      your prime: 6113

    3. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BakaHoushi · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the GP's defense, a woman won't try to kill you and take your wang afterwards... ...At least, not that I've ever heard of.

    4. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prime enlargement pills.

    5. Re:ATT: Mathbots by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear that taking v1111111agra will do that.

    6. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      The type of men women want to fsck and the...

      Hold it right there. I have met a few women in the course of my (relatively long in terms of Slashdot readership) lifetime who are happy and generous enough to go in for a jolly fuck here and there.

      But I have never, NOT EVEN ONCE, found a lady whose ulterior motive was to check my filesystems.

      Which, I might add, suits me just fine.

  4. Obligatory innuendo by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow, I doubt Freud's work would be as widely known if he had come up with "ring finger envy."

    In other news, men around the world replied to the findings with a cry of "Oh yeah? You should see my OTHER ratio." Women world around responded by placing their foreheads in their palms and sighing.

    1. Re:Obligatory innuendo by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not everybody starts counting with the number zero

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  5. that's great by flynt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's just say that's not all we're better at.

  6. A longer middle finger by dattaway · · Score: 2, Funny

    adds up quickly to most people.

  7. F1nger en1argemnt by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dissatisfied with your r1ng f1nger? We can help you...

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    1. Re:F1nger en1argemnt by StarfishOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      R1ng? Where?!? My preciousssss!

  8. Testosterone levels? by Wicko · · Score: 4, Funny

    In which way does this affect brain development? If more testosterone = better brain development, well, then sexism just raised by 50%.

  9. Anything about the lower horn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Curious if they have anything to say about the length of the human lower horn...

  10. Meh by Jethro · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only way to truly know these things is through phrenology.

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  11. Verbal skills by uradu · · Score: 5, Funny

    > In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills.

    Well, this obviously was written by a boy with an extremely long ring finger then.

  12. I'd say by saibot834 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The more fingers you have, the farther you can count.

  13. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    (D) All of the above

  14. OTOH by ceeam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boys extremely good in math tend to lack a ring on said finger.