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Pimping Out a New House

Jason Michael Perry writes "I just got pre-approved to buy some gutted property in New Orleans. A lot of the houses I'm looking at are blank canvases that need new wiring, new walls, new everything. I've always dreamed of a high-tech house that says my name when I walk in the door and now is my chance to get a close as I can with current technology. So I'm looking for ideas to pimp out a newly renovated house with all the best technology. If you had a blank canvas to start with, what would you do? Run CAT-5 or fiber optics? Build a closet for servers and A/V equipment? Build a 7.1 speaker system into the living room walls and ceilings? Install automated lights and intercom (with support for Apple equipment)? How about appliances, the kitchen, and other spots... what cool tech can I use there? My only rules and requirements are support for the four Macs I have in the house, and reasonable support for technology on the fringes."

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  1. Step one by ciroknight · · Score: 5, Funny

    Build flood wall/stilts for the house (or more realistically, Flood Insurance).

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    1. Re:Step one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Add pontoons.

  2. I suggest... by Chineseyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Demolish the property and stick a nice sized Yacht on top of supports right where the house used to be.

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  3. Take it a step further by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    (double)(float) house;

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