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The 10 "Inconvienient Truths" of File Sharing

54mc writes "The IFPI, an international recording industry organization, has released a list of Ten "Inconvenient Truths" of file sharing. Though the group has a vested interest, it's still an interesting read as it tears apart some of the most common arguments in favor of file sharing. Ars Technica follows up with a more thorough explanation of some of the points. 'Point five is an attempt to turn the "innovation" argument on its head. For years, pundits outside the music industry have accused labels of pandering to teens through boy bands and "manufactured" celebrities instead of being concerned with finding, producing, and releasing art. The IFPI suggests that the labels could (and would) be doing exactly that if file-swapping went away. And then there's point seven, which isn't an "inconvenient truth" at all but more of a rant against those who prefer giving copyright holders less than absolute control over reproduction rights. An "anti-copyright movement" does exist, but most of the critical voices in the debate recognize the value of copyright--and actually produce copyrighted works themselves (Lawrence Lessig, etc.).'"

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  1. Only ten? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the list was actually 20 long, but they condensed. Here's the rest:

    11. Illegal filesharing puts puppies in blenders.
    12. Illegal filesharing makes the baby jeebus cry.
    13. Illegal filesharing leads to people removing the tags from their mattres.
    14. Illegal filesharing causes male-pattern baldness.
    15. Illegal fileshreing can make you teh ghay.
    16. Illegal filesharing can make you teh straight.
    17. Illegal filesharing killed Chuck Norris.
    18. Illegal filesahring fills the tubes.
    19. Illegal filesharing caused Pangea to split.
    20. Illegal filesharing makes international trade groups release incredibly stupid 'top ten' bullshit like this, only cementing people's desire to fileshare further.

    Seriously. Fuck these people and their little top ten list ...

    1. Re:Only ten? by aicrules · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously. Fuck these people
      It took some time and some creative googlemapping, but DONE!

      and their little top ten list ...
      I'm still trying to find the right hole to do the same to this one though...
    2. Re:Only ten? by MC+Negro · · Score: 4, Funny

      19. Illegal filesharing caused Pangea to split.


      Pangea... hmm, never heard of them. Anyone got a torrent?
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  2. Re:The whole list by superskippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Organized criminal gangs and even terrorist groups use the sale of counterfeit CDs to raise revenue and launder money. Disorganized criminals just lose the pirated CDs down the back of the sofa before they get chance to sell them. You mean they are using techniques such as forethought and planning? We're doomed!
  3. The REAL Inconvenient Truth by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that the only way to stop global warming is to dramatically increase the number of pirates. Were it not for these valiant File Sharing buccaneers, we'd already be hip deep in the Ocean. Who are we to deny them their religious freedoms under the 1st Amendment? The recording industry is not only areligious, but also anti-Constitution.

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  4. Re:The whole list by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what's the record company's reason for working with them in the first place? Oh yeah ...

    Forest? Nah, I just see a bunch of trees.

  5. Re:Wrong answer. What's the real reason? by gerrysteele · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the prevalent present argument is for the sake of "safety".

  6. Re:inconvenient truth #1 by jstretch78 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you even LISTEN to yourself? Not without downloading through Limewire first.
  7. Just take it from Lloyd Christmas by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey! The Monkees. They were a major influences on The Beatles." ;-)

    1. Re:Just take it from Lloyd Christmas by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, I never knew that. Most people just said they monkeyed around...

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    2. Re:Just take it from Lloyd Christmas by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Monkees weren't about music. They were about rebellion! About political and social upheaval!

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  8. Re:Point 11 by Alioth · · Score: 2, Funny

    public void Ballmer(Developers developers) throws Chair

    No! It's

    public LegalThreats Ballmer(Developers developers) throws Chair
  9. Re:If you agree to fileshare, then you agree to th by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, you may copy(!) my TV, and my DVDs. I don't have a gaming system, sorry.
    BTW, I'd like to have a copy of your copying device for physical items! :-)

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  10. Re:Wrong answer. What's the real reason? by glittalogik · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but 15-year-old boys do. Trickle-down economy in action =)

  11. Re:Wrong answer. What's the real reason? by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ummm...excuse me but, what in the fuck are 8 year olds doing wandering about in the malls and other places without a parent/guardian in the first place?
    I sent him to get beer and cigarettes. And the little bastard better bring my change back. What the hell is your problem?