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Vista Media Center Plus CableCard Equals No TV

notthatwillsmith writes "ATI's internal CableCard readers are finally available, and Maximum PC got hands-on time with a couple of Vista-powered systems built using the FCC-mandated technology. The short version? It doesn't work. From the article: 'The tech told me he'd receive training direct from Microsoft, but none of it covered internal tuners. We both agreed that the process should be the same, since the only difference is that the slots are inside the case, versus in an external box. The tech then proceeds to install the CableCards, connect the tuners to coax line, fire up the PC, and begin the software configuration. This step involves activating the TV Wonder with a product-activation code, and calling the Comcast office to exchange some information. We should have had a picture at this point, but we didn't.'"

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  1. summing it all up.... by WwWonka · · Score: 4, Funny

    The short version? It doesn't work. The long version? It still doesn't work.

    1. Re:summing it all up.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, by testing the cards before taking them to the field, they got married to the test hardware and could no longer be married to the device in the field. Either they needed to divorce the cards (through some deep secret kung fu no customer should ever know how to do) or get new cards that are still bachelors.

      So this product test was invalid and says nothing about the machines being tested, only the cable company tech who screwed it up before driving out.

      Hilarious!

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  2. Computer Industry is held hostage by the Cable Com by evanreiser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Article detailing how the cable companies are using a device called Cable-CARD to prevent you from recording HD TV shows to your computer. http://www.microsoftisawesome.com/2007/05/rouges-d o-it-from-behind.html

  3. Digital Cable on MCE - HDHomeRun by tivojafa · · Score: 5, Informative

    With the HDHomeRun you can watch/record the unencrypted channels on digital cable:
    http://www.silicondust.com/wiki/products/hdhomerun

    Two tuners and plugs into your Ethernet network. You can watch content from any computer on your network.

    Works with MCE 2005 and Vista MCE - both 32 and 64-bit versions.
    Works with SageTV, BeyondTV, etc.
    Works with MythTV under Linux.
    Mac support is rumored to be coming soon.

    Linux review:
    http://servers.linux.com/servers/07/04/18/1531247. shtml?tid=117&tid=39

  4. Forgot to pay my cable bill..... by DesertBlade · · Score: 4, Funny

    It works fine now, sorry

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  5. To be fair it's probably the cable card(s) by wilson_c · · Score: 5, Informative

    Cable cards are horribly problematic. They were forced upon the cable companies and if you need one it means you're not renting equipment from the cable company. They really don't give a shit if it's a pain in your ass, because it lets them say "well, our cable-box/DVR/whatever never has these problems".

    In three months, I've had 5 or 6 different cable cards in my Series 3 Tivo. Only one has worked the whole time (it's got a dual-tuner, so it needs two). Some never worked at all; others refused to unlock the premium channels I'm paying for; still others have been fine for a few weeks then suddenly stopped working.

    For once I'm willing to give MS the benefit of the doubt and assume that the problem is Comcast and the crappy cable cards their cartel has concocted.

  6. Re:Not Exactly by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Interesting
    No, the grandparent has it right, it's more or less a structured denial system. Instead of using an open standard for security black boxes are used that still must be rented from the cable co (when the whole point was to prevent the cable co's from forcing customer rentals), and a cable co organization gets to decide who can be approved to use the black box (hint: open source systems need not even bother to apply), only to set the requirements so high that making the whole system work is damn near impossible.

    This is all about denying the customer the ability to watch TV through anything other than a cable co device, it's just paying lip service to the law so that they're not obviously in violation of it. This will only get worse too once switched video gets deployed.

  7. Re:Think of the children! by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess it is true. Never...and I mean NEVER buy anything from Micro$oft that is version 1.0.

    Remove "from Microsoft" from that sentence. It rarely matters who it is, there will be problems.

  8. Re:Computer Industry is held hostage by the Cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    They have gone to great lengths to prevent direct digital stream ripping of "premium" content. There are a number of ways to get a direct stream of non-premium content.

    You could get an HDHomeRun. These are very nice little boxes that output a direct stream via ethernet. They can recieve both digital cable, and over-the-air digital broadcasts. They cannot decrypt premium content.

    Another avenue of getting a direct stream is firewire. Your cable company can give you (FCC mandated!) a cable box that outputs the digital stream to your pc via firewire. You can normally even use this interface to change channels. Of course, when watching any premium content, firewire is disabled.

    There are CableCard TV tuners for PC's as mentioned in this article. They can both receive AND decrypt digital cable. They will not work in anything but Vista (if at all), and the software is designed to allow you to view, but not record premium digital content.

    So, you can upgrade to a digital tuner, and rip the streams directly to your HD, but you are not going to be able to record much that makes it worthwhile (Unless you're a sports fan). The best bet for getting ALL channels on your PC is still the analog hole. Yes, you're stuck re-encoding the video, but most capture cards do a great job of this. HD can be a bit tough to do, but it can be done.

    As far as changing channels on your cable box, google up "IR blaster". Allows your PC to be a universal remote control.

  9. Yes, Microsoft Again. You can't polish this turd. by twitter · · Score: 4, Informative

    Could it be that this product was pushed out the door without sufficient testing with different cable cards, cable systems and all the silly things that cable companies are doing just to be different? Naa. Has to be Microsoft.

    It WAS NOT THE CARDS. They were tested before they left the shop and tested AOK.

    Did you read the fine hands free phone conversation between the M$ tech and the cable guy? We can count the ways they lie to everyone. First, they sent a ringer - an experienced tech with inside contacts at M$ but they forgot to tell that inside contact in advance. Let's quote the fun that follows:

    MSG: Oh.... Sh*t, theyre supposed to tell us before they send those things out to the press

    Translation: We lie to reviewers and send them out special equipment so that everyone gets a more favorable impression than they will if they actually buy the product.

    MSG: [Still unaware hes on a speakerphone] Yeah, those are really tricky. But dont tell the guy that, or hell write it up. Youre gonna start seeing Dells like that come through your system like crazy.

    Translation: They don't work but we are going to sell them anyway. The first tech wisely wants nothing further to do with this call and pushes it up to a second, who was not there, and third person you and I would never get to talk to, even if we spend $7,000 on a maximum rippoff, hi-death Tivo. The embarrassment mounts as two of them sit broken.

    Microsoft Guy No. 2: Its probably your CableCards. Those can be flakey.

    CT: Yeah, I know that. Thats why I tested them before I went out on this call. The cards worked back at my office, but they wont work here.

    Things only go downhill from there. One of the cards had been "qualified" by the beast but neither worked. The tech devolves into typing "Microsoft-proprietary information" on a command line, a command so complex it had to be emailed but could not be shared with customer. After four hours, the tech gives up. The next day does not go much better.

    Still, this represents a best case scenerio. How many of us will get a M$ or vendor Product Manager's email to make this thing work?

    An bonus funny was the secret command:


    c:/windows/ehome/ehribjob.exe \OCURNregister
    Is this guy a Linux user or what?

    Oh how I love Vista and digital restrictions. It does not get any worse than this.

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  10. Time for a new kind of PVR by zmollusc · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the recent improvements to graphics cards, computers have now got enough power for the next level of PVR to become possible.
    I refer of course to Personal Video Rendering, ie locally generated real-time TV. Even modest AI can handle the retarded talk shows and formulaic sycophantic interviews.

    Just imagine: you can watch computer generated random pointless drivel such as 'my boyfriend left me for a transexual limbo dancer and now i am marrying his mother' with 5.1 surround whooping and hollering from the audience for as long as you like (with artificial repetitive and annoying 'advertisement' breaks, of course), then decide to watch a blu-ray hd film. The software would automatically flip to rendering 20 minutes of a sports game, followed by 30 minutes of tedious analysis by virtual sports presenters before showing the film. Artificially intelligent filtering would then cut many of the scenes and redub profane dialog no matter what time it was being watched. Monitoring daemons would flag the kind of shows that you like to watch and then 'cancel' them.

    I could go on, but you get the idea.

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  11. Don't be silly. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

    Technicians can test cards all the want before bringing them to the customer site.
    The bonding actually occurs at the head end, not in the card.
    They have to call up and give the head end reps the device ID and card ID so that the system can start transmitting the correct key stream with which the card will be able to decrypt and use to get at the symmetric content keys.

    The cards themselves can be tested in a sandbox environment where the technician can control the encryption process, registration in the sandbox, and then verify the decryption.

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