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Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered

Cyclist110 writes "The BBC has the story of the discovery, in Inner Mongolia, of a Dinosaur bird twice the size of a man and weighing in at over 3000 lbs. From the article: 'Chinese researchers uncovered the fossilised remains of the flightless giant in the Erlian basin in Inner Mongolia. The researchers had originally thought they had found the bones of a tyrannosaur — the group of dinosaurs to which T. rex belongs — due to their large size.'"

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  1. Wark! by Arakageeta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Waaaaaark!

  2. So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    ... is it Jesus-old or Eve-really-old?


    BTW, she looks like she just smoked a big ol' rock doesn't she?

  3. Joust Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have already spent years mastering the control of these beasts!

  4. Imagine the potential! by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Funny

    If birdlike dinosaurs got that big then giant chickens must be possible. Just imagine the MacNuggets!

    1. Re:Imagine the potential! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      If birdlike dinosaurs got that big then giant chickens must be possible. Just imagine the [size of the] MacNuggets!

      Or the people who eat them

  5. Tastes like chicken! by throatmonster · · Score: 2, Funny

    (score -1: really, really f'ing lame)

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  6. Terror Birds!!! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Phorusrhacids (marketed as Terror Birds!!! by the ever highbrow Scientific American) are cooler giant extinct birds. I like the way in the SciAm pictures they have a thoughtful, confident expression too, like they're thinking "I could bite that dude's head clean off. I don't think he knows that"

    E.g. see the picture here -

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/08 01_050801_terrorbirds.html

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  7. It's pretty simple (I'm a Creationist myself) by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's pretty simple, actually. I believe in some way, shape or form, God created the thing. Maybe He made it evolve, maybe He made it appear out of thin air...essentially I don't know, and don't need to. Creationism and science aren't necessarily exclusive. I simply believe that the scientific reasons behind what happens exist at the behest of a supreme being.

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  8. Not Joust, Final Fantasy by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thing cannot fly; it can only run. It is the Chocobo.

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  9. Re:Discredited by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can not come to a conclusion that all of Chinese fossils out side of China are fake, but there is a big chance.

    I have bought fossils from China. They sell everything over there no matter what they say. I had a Chinese trilobite embedded in a slab of sedimentary rock. Then my house burned down. When I went back to salvage it later I made my huge scientific discovery: trilobites were made of plastic!

  10. Re:Xing Xu by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    once involed in the discovery of another "dinosaur bird" which
    was shown as a fraud.


    It was the "Made in China" label that gave it away :-)

  11. Re:Discredited by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    trilobites were made of plastic!

    Clear evidence of intelligent design.

  12. Mourn by weinrich · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one mourn the loss of our Gigantoraptor overlords. May we always be rulled by beings as humble and powerful as the Gigantoraptor.

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  13. Re:Hold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're right. This theory of evolution doesn't make any sense, so Christianity must be right. Let's all pray to God and ask for forgiveness.

  14. Re:Twice the size of a man? by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I too am glad that /. doesn't have a webcam facility.

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  15. Re:Discredited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is no way this can be a fake. Everybody knows of these animals; they even are alive today