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Piracy More Serious Than Bank Robbery?

An anonymous reader writes sends us to Ars Technica for a dissertation on how detached and manipulative the discussion about copyright is becoming. "NBC/Universal general counsel Rick Cotton suggests that society wastes entirely too much money policing crimes like burglary, fraud, and bank-robbing, when it should be doing something about piracy instead. 'Our law enforcement resources are seriously misaligned,' Cotton said. 'If you add up all the various kinds of property crimes in this country, everything from theft, to fraud, to burglary, bank-robbing, all of it, it costs the country $16 billion a year. But intellectual property crime runs to hundreds of billions [of dollars] a year.'" Ars points out how completely specious that "hundreds of billions" is.

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  1. Pirates disgust me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wouldn't steal a car would you?

    1. Re:Pirates disgust me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would if I could download one!

    2. Re:Pirates disgust me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I only steal souls.

      -Steve
      BTW Vista is the greatest OS ever! Buy it now!

    3. Re:Pirates disgust me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wouldn't steal software, music or videos either. I make my own copies.

    4. Re:Pirates disgust me by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lots of people steal Cars. Just ask Pixar.

    5. Re:Pirates disgust me by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm too hardcore for mere GTA and homicide. If it doesn't involve the latest Top 10 hit song, then I'm not going to bother touching it.

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    6. Re:Pirates disgust me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's a really bad analogy, piracy is nothing like stealing a car. Pirates steal ships.

    7. Re:Pirates disgust me by pingoart · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe in Second life...

    8. Re:Pirates disgust me by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The total annual gross revenues of the music industry today are estimated at $11 billion.

      That proves their point. The pirates are stealing 95% of their profits!

    9. Re:Pirates disgust me by Faylone · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's okay, with the lax enforcement of burglary, I can take 100% of what they do get! They're obviously okay with somebody walking into their HQ and robbing the place...right?

  2. Re:WTF? by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I pirate an album and Britney Spears loses 2 dollars. A girl gets violently raped and her entire life is damaged and she may never
    > recover. Which of these two things are more important?

    If I pirate a Britney Spears album, my entire life is damaged and I may never recover.

  3. Easy answer to this one... by Aphrika · · Score: 5, Funny

    Start robbing banks, then you wouldn't need to copy CDs and movies, you could just buy them.

    First thing you'd do when entering the bank would be to shout "are any of you copyright lawyers?", then proceed to shoot any of them in the legs. They'd soon start to realise that having the police deal with bank robberies is a far better idea than having them go and arrest college kids for downloading Metallica...

    What a bunch of unethical twats...

  4. Re:His misconception... by Eudial · · Score: 2, Funny

    The basic misconception by the executive in question is that we judge the severity of crime by it's monetary value. Is he seriously suggesting that we should not try to solve rape cases just because there's no profit in it? Oh...and FP?


    But think about the loss in revenue for the hookers, if men just go rape random women when they want to get laid! That's lots and lots of money!
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