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Underfunded NSA Suffers Brownouts
An anonymous reader writes "Almost ten years after the an internal report, and a year after a Baltimore sun story warned that the electrical system at the fort Meade NSA HQ couldn't keep up with the growing electricity demand ... the problem has got worse. The 'NSA has had to resort to partial, rolling brownouts at its computer farms and scheduled power outages and some offices are experiencing significant power disruptions'. NSA director Alexander testified to congress about this problem. It is suggested he wanted to add more than $800 million to the 07 budget. A recent public powerpoint presentation suggested 70% of of all intelligence spending goes to contractors. It also included a graph, without numbers, of this spending. It suggests that US intelligence spending is around $60 billion. An internal survey that showed NSA employees have problems trusting each other."
In your pants!
Yeah, a "brown-out". Or, as I call it, takin' a dump.
Brown! Out!
By outward appearance it was a normal-looking truck. Inside, things were much different. Each side of the inner walls had a "stall" with various forms of restraint available. An open aisle that ran the length of the 18-wheeler divided each side. As the truck pulled up to the school, a group of armed men from a smaller van jumped out and took control. The one in command hand-picked a number of boys and girls ranging in age from 9 to 14. These children were led to the back of the trailer where they were forced to enter one by one. Once in, the processing began. 10 stalls were available on both sides. On the left went the boys. On the right, the girls. Each child was asked their age, which was then marked on a chart. They were forced to strip naked and were then made to enter a stall. Each stall had adjustable steel rods sticking out about a foot from the wall. Each rod had a cuff which was locked into place around the child's throat, upper arms, wrists, upper chest, knees and ankles. Once attached, they could barely move except for a bit around the pelvic region. Gags were next. The boys received ball-gags, as big as they could possibly stand, strapped viciously tight in their mouths. The girls were gagged with monstrous penis-shaped prods that went deep into their young throats. Not used to it, a lot of retching, hacking, and choking went on but that was all but ignored by the captors. The Boys: In order to get them used to rectal penetration, the boys were fitted with lubricated ass prods designed to rape them. The prods were eclectically powered and not only vibrated, but slid in and out in a constant motion. However, they were set up to never completely leave the hole, so even on the out stroke, at least a few inches remained inside. As one can imagine this created quite a commotion amongst the boys, none of whom had ever been raped. Bound as they were however, the boys were helpless to stop the slick prods from entering their virgin ass-holes. The prods had another effect as well. The constant pressure gave them all stiff penises. The captors made sure these did not go to waste. Rubber suction cups, sized to snuggly fit each boy's penis, were strapped on. These cups not only vibrated and suckled, inside of each was a second, smaller, lubricated "ring" that moved rhythmically up and down the length of the shaft, stopping occasionally at the head to frig that particularly sensitive area. Needless to say, the youngsters came within minutes. Sensors inside the cups could tell when a boy was cuming. The ass plug would swell and jab as deeply as possible to stimulate the prostrate. In addition, the cup immediately tightened it's grip and the inner ring sped up considerably, concentrating on the penis head. There are few areas more sensitive than the head of a male penis during orgasm, and this action provoked a very intense cum. It was amusing to watch the boy's reactions and to hear them grunt and moan as their little penises were milked. For many of them, it was the first time they'd cummed. While awake anyway. Having just experienced the most intense pleasure they had ever felt, most of the boys were wondering if this captivity thing was such a bad deal after all. That quickly changed as they noticed the invading plugs stayed firmly in place, and that they had only a minute's rest before the whole milking process started again. With each successive cum, their penises got more and more sensitive and what had started out as pleasure soon gave way to intense discomfort. Before long, the boys were bucking their hips trying desperately to expel the invading plod and to get the milking devices off their sore little cocks. None succeeded. The Girls: All the gags had small holes that could be fitted with hoses. For the boys this got them a nutritious mixture of water and other fluids in order to keep them hydrated and healthy. For the girls, it was different. Oh, they received water as well, but the captors did not let all that cum the boys were producing go to waste. It was also fed the girls as rich source of
"El fuego se está acabando, !no eches más leña al fuego que se está acabando la leña!"
It's to put more oil to the C.I.A.
The President George Bush doesn't want the C.I.A. now.
Intelligent men!
Is it the "end of the C.I.A."?
Or is it the "end of papers" generated by the C.I.A.?
brownout="many hours to stay employed"
NSA brownouts you.
NSA = CIA = FBI.
National Security Agency = Center Intelligence Agency = Federal Bureau Investigation.
They are the same federal agency with different names.
It means no money to pay to the 3 agencies.
One is better than three!!! Why to pay x3? That stupid!!!
Maybe they could make up for it by cutting their illegal domestic spying activities somewhat.
... underfunded NSA. What a joke. The true budget for the NSA is classified, correct? Forgive me if I have no sympathy for an agency shrouded in secrecy in a supposed "transparent" democracy.
September 11th happened because US is in bed with Israel.
Actually, if you read Osama bin laden's many manifestos, you would see that Israel ranks very low on his priority list.
He was primarily motivated by the presence of Americans in Saudi Arabia, and support by the USA of the corrupt Saudi royal family.
Of course, that wouldn't fit into your anti-jewish hatred. Asshole.