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The Perfect Phone Storm?

peter deacon writes "Is the iPhone the next Segway, the next Zune, or the next iPod? The Perfect Storm offers some iPhone details that aren't secrets, but tend to be lost upon the analysts and journalists cranking out hit pieces on the iPhone. Why is everyone from Gartner to Gizmodo calling for a boycott of the iPhone? An interesting take on how Apple's new mobile phone will push to open up the web as a mobile platform for every mobile device on the market with a standards-based browser, and how Apple 'hacked the hackers' by releasing Safari for Windows in advance of its new phone."

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  1. Re:Is this a joke? by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your complaint has been registered and is currently scheduled for several "overrated" downmods from our crack team of Applephile moderators.

    Please stand by.

  2. I'm torn, really by rueger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Segway? Zune? ... Zune? Segway?

    Zuneway!

  3. Re:Wow. by locokamil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sir, that is without a doubt the best/geekiest characterization of the article I have come across so far. If you have a newsletter, I would like to subscribe to it.

  4. Re:Article text by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple has dropped just enough information at just regular enough intervals to create a level of anticipation for the iPhone that can only be described as off the hook.


    No kidding. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Jobs announced that the iPhone would be the harbinger of the technological singularity.

    -Grey
  5. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I never wear my treo clipped to my belt. It gets in the way of my sliderule.

  6. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck! (sadly unclipping my sliderule from my belt)

  7. Re:Apple zealots by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jesus Christ, why are you still giving this shill a platform?

    In Jesus Christ's favor, he was at one point considering literally taking away this shill's platform right from under his feet, so to speak.

    But then he thought and said "let he who is without an iPod, throw the first stone". Everyone stood still.

  8. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  9. Re:Is this a joke? by jamrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, clipping anything to your belt, whether it's a sliderule, calculator or phone looks stupid.
    What about a holster? And a few grenades? My former colleagues at the post office didn't feel inclined to point out any fashion no-no's when I stopped by to pick up my severance check.
  10. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Batman here. I'd like to schedule an ass-kicking for you. Tuesday morning good?

  11. Re:Biased, iPhone not ready for enterprise use by ngg · · Score: 2, Funny

    "These people made the bomb."

    No, they Set up us the bomb.