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RIAA Wants Agreements to Stay Secret

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA is opposing Ms. Lindor's request for discovery into the agreements among the record company competitors by which they have agreed to settle and prosecute their cases together, by which she seeks to support her Fourth Affirmative Defense (pdf) alleging that 'The plaintiffs, who are competitors, are a cartel acting collusively in violation of the antitrust laws and of public policy, by tying their copyrights to each other, collusively litigating and settling all cases together, and by entering into an unlawful agreement among themselves to prosecute and to dispose of all cases in accordance with a uniform agreement, and through common lawyers, thus overreaching the bounds and scope of whatever copyrights they might have. ...As such, they are guilty of misuse of their copyrights.'"

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  1. Tomorrow's Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Tomorrow's headline will read:

    RIAA Sues Satan for Contract Violation
  2. Re:Why did it take this long? by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks as if balls are not the necessary equipment.

    rj

  3. Unclean Hands by MeanMF · · Score: 4, Funny

    SIXTH AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE
    12. Plaintiffs are guilty of unclean hands.

    Apparently the RIAA downloads a lot of porn.

    1. Re:Unclean Hands by MLease · · Score: 2, Funny

      Say, did something just go, "whoooooooosh"???

      -Mike

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  4. Re:More like: Satan Sues RIAA For Incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, in the U.S., you're too fat to reach or even see your feet, you wouldn't notice the shoes.

  5. Won't really work out by vlad_petric · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the States you can't really sue yourself.

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  6. Re:Do they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The word you want it "lose."

    The word you want is "is."

  7. Re:You just haven't grown up yet by brouski · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ma'am, there's a Mr. Godwin on Line 2...

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  8. Re:Big surprise... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once upon a time, spin control in the music industry meant 33 1/3 or 45 rpm.

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  9. Re:No more mafiaa? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe the Mafia objected to be put in one bag with the RIAA and MPAA. :-)

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  10. Re:Why did it take this long? by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks as if balls are not the necessary equipment. Sure they are. And Ms. Lindor has the RIAA's in the palm of her hand. Now she's just waiting for the judge to give her the go ahead to rip 'em right off.
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  11. Re:Wow. by alfs+boner · · Score: 2, Funny
    hmmm... more like:

    Like most of your fellow Americans, you work more hours than you should, have no health insurance, are overweight, and never get laid. In your free time you post essays about the threats of "Islamofascism" to Freerepublic.com from your basement.

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    Listen p*ssy. I'm sure your the same homo that posted earlier about alf's boner and you just want to remain anonymous fo
  12. Re:Why did it take this long? by MacWiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the RIAA is fighting against drug money, illegal gun money, and even "terrorism."

    And that's just from the guys in marketing, who are annoyed that the legal dept. has taken over their former areas of expertise.

  13. Re:sometimes, it takes balls to be a woman by michrech · · Score: 2, Funny

    how appropriate that this is happening while this song is hot,, at least on the Sirius station I listen to. I knew there was a reason I didn't like country "music"... That song reaffirms it.
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  14. What's it all mean, Lenny? by Porchroof · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The RIAA is opposing Ms. Lindor's request for discovery into the agreements among the record company competitors by which they have agreed to settle and prosecute their cases together, by which she seeks to support her Fourth Affirmative Defense (pdf) alleging that 'The plaintiffs, who are competitors, are a cartel acting collusively in violation of the antitrust laws and of public policy, by tying their copyrights to each other, collusively litigating and settling all cases together, and by entering into an unlawful agreement among themselves to prosecute and to dispose of all cases in accordance with a uniform agreement, and through common lawyers, thus overreaching the bounds and scope of whatever copyrights they might have. ...As such, they are guilty of misuse of their copyrights.'"

    Gasp...gasp...gasp

    You couldn't break it up into smaller sentences, eh?

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