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UK Proposal To Restrict Internet Pornography Sparks Row

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC reports on the row over proposals by the UK Government to criminalize possession of 'extreme' porn. The bill, published last week, would include the prohibition of fictional depictions of violence and images of acts between consenting adults. The law would also apply to screenshots taken from a legal film, if the screenshot was made for erotic purposes. The goal is to prevent disturbed individuals from accessing content online that would trigger violent behavior. From the article: 'Labour MP Martin Salter, who has worked closely ... in pushing the legislation, rejected the BDSM community's claims their civil liberties were being undermined. He said: "No-one is stopping people doing weird stuff to each other but they would be strongly advised not to put it on the internet. At the end of the day it is all too easy for this stuff to trigger an unbalanced mind."' The bill follows from plans initially announced last August."

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  1. Next.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ....next I hear they are going to ban the showing of OLD Looney Tunes.

    Some unbalanced person might be pushed over the edge, and start dropping anvils on people heads.

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    1. Re:Next.. by clem · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should put an umlaut over the 'A' in Anvils.

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  2. Parliament News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The goal is to prevent disturbed individuals from accessing content online that would trigger violent behavior.
    The BBC can no longer cover the actions of Parliament or the PM?
  3. Labour MP Martin Salter by sehlat · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the end of the day it is all too easy for this stuff to trigger an unbalanced mind. Is the gentleman speaking from personal experience?
  4. Uhhh, yeah by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    "At the end of the day it is all too easy for this stuff to trigger an unbalanced mind."
    Labour MP Martin Salter, for one, springs to mind.
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  5. Re:Row? by SomeJoel · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a British word for "fight". They couldn't use the word fight because it has violent undertones which could send an unbalanced mind over the edge.

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  6. Re:Prehaps instead.. by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's because they are standing on that slippery slope that they are unbalanced. Maybe find them a level place and their balance will improve.

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  7. Re:Prehaps instead.. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Funny

    How cool is it that in Britain, pornography related offenses have a fine of XXX (30) pounds?

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  8. Oh really? by DreamingReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the end of the day it is all too easy for this stuff to trigger an unbalanced mind.

    I guess that means the Bible, Torah, and Koran are next.

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  9. what by Desullen · · Score: 5, Funny

    There goes 4chan

  10. Did anyone else read the bill? by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    (7) In this section "image" means-- (a) a moving or still image (produced by any means); or 25 (b) data (stored by any means) which is capable of conversion into an image within paragraph (a).


    Maybe this is just one of those WTFs brough about because IANAL, but seriously - any data which is capable of conversion into an extreme image?

    Who wants to be the first to convert the text of the bill into an ASCII goatse?
    1. Re:Did anyone else read the bill? by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, basically 1's and 0's. We're boned.

  11. Re:Prehaps instead.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's very easy to pick on the BDSM community

    How true. They are always getting beaten, whipped and slapped around.

  12. Light relief (ooer) by MythMoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to know a masochist who liked to have a cold shower every morning.

    So he had a hot one instead.

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  13. Re:Prehaps instead.. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you all know the old joke, right?

    Masochist: "Hit me! Hit me!"
    Sadist: "Noooo!"

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  14. Re:I love these unsupported theories.... by Willuknight · · Score: 2, Funny

    godwin's law achieved

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  15. Re:Prehaps instead.. by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And maybe if you show them some porn, they could extend an extra pole to aid their balance.

  16. Re:Prehaps instead.. by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting you should bring that up, as in 1994 a conservative MP died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, combined with self-bondage and cross-dressing. How do you die from crossdressing? ... "These heels are killing me!"?
  17. Re:ok answer this question. by AaxelB · · Score: 4, Funny

    98% of the population that won't murder women and molest dogs.
    98 percent? That feels uncomfortably low to me. But then, I think molesting dogs is generally a private matter that you don't hear too much about, so you may be right.

    I'd try googling for statistics, but for some reason I'm reluctant to search for "dog molestation."
  18. Re:But the problem is over THERE by Ticklemonster · · Score: 4, Funny
    Only in America.

    ...no wait... wtf?

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  19. Re:ok answer this question. by Schemat1c · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, if it's a foregone conclusion, what do you think suppressing and jailing the BDSM community will do for everyone? "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
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  20. Re:ok answer this question. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

    what do you think suppressing and jailing the BDSM community will do for everyone?

    Not much for us, they might enjoy it though.

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  21. Re:Prehaps instead.. by cerberusss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you have the Playboy Channel?
    I tried it, but it wasn't violent enough for me.
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  22. Re:To drag it back on topic, though by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny
    Again, I'm not talking about people having sex in a different position, not even BDSM between consenting adults, but people who are deranged enough to fantasize about murder. I don't want _those_ treated like yet another minority, or as, really, just a small deviation from missionary position, I want those in a freakin' mental hospital where they can't actually enact that fantasy.

    Yes... yes. I agree completely. But remember, we do have to impeach the man first.

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  23. Re:Prehaps instead.. by SamSim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hah! I get it! Denying people access to their BDSM pornography is just another form of chastity discipline, being applied to the WHOLE BDSM community at once. That's extreme, UK government! I didn't know you were into that stuff.