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The Mainframe Still Lives!

Posted by Zonk on from the gets-knocked-down-they-get-up-again-etc dept.

coondoggie passed us a NetworkWorld blog post about the incredible rock-em-sock-em mainframe. Knocked frequently in recent years, the site notes that IBM's workhorse continues to do important work in a number of enterprise environments. "While there are some out there who'd like to see its demise, a true threat to the Big Iron has never really amounted to much. Even today, the proponents of commodity boxes offering less expensive x86/x64 or RISC technologies say the mainframe is doomed. But the facts say otherwise. For example, IBM recently said the mainframe has achieved three consecutive quarters of growth, marked by new customers choosing the platform for the first time and existing customers adding new workloads, such as Linux and Java applications."

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  1. Imagine... by LaminatorX · · Score: 4, Funny
    Can you imagine a Beo...

    No, I'm sorry. I just cant do it.

    1. Re:Imagine... by n6kuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      But, does it run Li....

      Oh wait.

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  2. Misleading article by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    a NetworkWorld blog post about the incredible rock-em-sock-em mainframe.

    I clicked on the link, but did not see any photos of mainframes fighting each other to the death. It wasn't even mentioned in the text! I want my money back.

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  3. Re:That's no mainframe by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a guess, do you work in marketing?

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  4. Re:It's all over, though, as soon as someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    (and no, newbie, "RPG" does _not_ stand for "role playing game.")
    Of course not, it stands for "Rocket Propelled Grenade", although why you would want an object-oriented RPG is beyond me.
  5. Re:It's all over, though, as soon as someone... by blacklint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, what else would you orient your rocket propelled grenade at? Not hitting anything wouldn't be any fun.

  6. Re:Guess I'm too young by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, yes you are young. Perhaps a better definition for you would go thusly:

    If it takes Chuck Norris a round house kick to destroy, instead of a simple side kick, then its a mainframe.

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  7. Re:What is a mainframe, anyway? by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has to be big, insecure, have a big vent in the ceiling, be protected by inept guards with MP5s, eye scans, and laser beams, and have a 3D user interface that says "Access Denied" in big, big letters.

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  8. Re:Brought to you by the by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Years? More like decades. IBM more or less invented virtualization back in the 60s for the System/390, and it lives on today as z/VM.

    Great! I smell an Amazon patent brewing...