Amazon S3 is Patent-Pending
theodp writes "If your startup is counting on a copycat service to emerge for Amazon S3 disaster recovery, you might want to start thinking about a Plan C. On Thursday, the USPTO disclosed that Amazon wants a patent for its Distributed storage system with web services client interface invention, aka Amazon Simple Storage Service."
Not only is this story lame, but it also fails to ask the right questions.
Greasings, motherfscking "citizens" of the United States of (Ignorance And Sufficiency-Induced) Obesia.
So you spent your globally warmed July 4th grilling dead-genetically-ill-creatures and waving those formerly-seens-as-cute China-made plastic flags?
How does it feel to be someone's tool?
Face it: you failed it.
Smile, don't click...