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Half-Squid, Half-Octopus Discovered Off of Hawaii
Otter writes "A unique creature that's been dubbed an 'octosquid' with eight arms and a squid-like mantle, was discovered off Hawaii. The creature, of a previously unknown species, was trapped in the net covering a 3,000 foot-deep intake tube for the Natural Energy Laboratory of Hawaii Authority. From the article: 'The octosquid was pulled to the surface, along with three rattail fish and half a dozen satellite jellyfish, and stayed alive for three days. According to War, the lab usually checks its filters once a month, but this time, it put a plankton net in one of the filters and checked it two weeks later. The pitch-black conditions at 3,000 feet below sea level are unfamiliar to most but riveting to scientists who have had the opportunity to submerge. The sea floor is full of loose sediment, big boulders and rocks, and a lot of mucuslike things floating in the water, which are usually specimens that died at the surface and drifted to the bottom.'"
All delicious!
Now that octosquid is here, could the OctoParrot be far behind?
It all looks the same in the dark.
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
That way, scientists will be able to patent valuable genes in our half-squid/half-octopus brethern, as opposed to killing them to protect their trade secrets
Your ad here. Ask me how!
IE! IE! Microsoft fthagn!
Kids left the gate open again.
Does it have frickin' lasers?
Inter-species tentacle porn!!!
As someone with a deathly fear of squid *and* octopus I have to say that it really feels like Satan and Mother Nature have decided to tag-team together in an all-out effort to make my darkest nightmares become incarnate. Next week they'll find a jellysquidfishapus and I'll end up like one of those H.P. Lovecraft characters who sees the most horrible thing possible and just dies on the spot.
I'll miss you guys.
I just wanna know, how does it taste!? I can't wait to try me some octomari!! Or is it calapus?
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in biological life, for that is how you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, biological creatures such as these will affect you as a creature.
You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal.
The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of octosquids from the deep ocean?
This has got to be the worst nightmare of every sexy, busty teenage green- or pink-haired schoolgirl, ninja, and swordswoman in Japan!
GMD
watch this
ALL COP!
...with eight arms...
I hate to get into the technobabble nonsense, but I think they're called tentacles (or testicles, if you're a pretty, French foreign-exchange student).
I for one welcome these harbingers of our dark master from beyond!
I remember an underwater nightclub, a squid bachelorette party, lots of dancing, some blow...
Oh shit.
They should call it Cmdr Tako
was there a kitchen sponge living in a pineapple found nearby?
Serenity now, insanity later.
And no it does not run Linux, even though is has base 8.
And it would sure fuck with the iphone's multi-touch interface.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Wouldn't that be a Squarrot, though?
Four heads, four tails, and all dead. I'm telling you this octoparrot is no more. It has ceased to be.
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Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
"a weird Japanese sex toy." This statement implies that are normal Japanese sex toys, which as far as I can tell, isn't the case.
Isn't all tentacle porn inter-species? Or are there actually some sick fucks in this world who actually like watching tentacle monsters raping other tentacle monsters?
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!