Roswell UFO Festival
jmcharry writes "From the Washington Post: 'Attention, all aliens. Come on down. Because, seriously, this is your crowd. About 50,000 of your closest admirers are expected this weekend for the Roswell UFO Festival, celebrating the 60th anniversary of the nearby crash landing of a flying saucer — and, naturally, the ensuing government cover-up.'"
Yep. I think my first choice would be to masquerade as a portly, tight-lipped and secretive vice president that had the strings to an idiot marionette of a president.
Ahhhh... The power...