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Attempts to Count Linux Users Remain Pointless
An anonymous reader writes "A great deal of attention is paid to numbers, but rarely does one actually ask what these numbers mean. One problem that many people have been trying to tackle is gauging the extent of use of Free software, including Linux. Questionnaires are not a solution here and neither are statistics, which are usually derived from the wrong data. The following article looks at the various challenges at hand and concludes that the growth rate of Linux is likely to remain an enigma."
"Do not attempt to count the number of Linux users, thats impossible, instead, try to realize the truth... there is no Linux" :-P
-Yourmomisfasterthanabeowulfcluster
World domination is at hand!
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I'm going to offer the same solution I did for counting Firefox users:
1) Require a national ID number to download any Linux distro, and validation of ownership of this number through an in-person meeting with the local authorities.
2) Have the software "phone home" that it's actually being used, when it's used.
3) Close the source so that 2) can be facilitated.
4) Made the ID numbers and contact information in 1) publicly available so anyone can audit the official count of users.
There, done, you've got everyone counted. Wasn't that easy?
Apology to Ubuntu forum.
Anyone else? Or shall we approximate the linux userbase size as being "1"?
There is nothing interesting going on at my blog
Er, haven't you heard..
2008 will be the year of the Linux Desktop, so it's all irrelevant now!
I, for one, use GNU/Linux and only F/OSS
Where shall we mail your trophy?
You're way off base. All of the people in my department at work run Linux, so clearly Linux is already dominating the desktop. The fact that my department is made up of entirely Linux sysadmins should not take anything away from this single statistically relevant sample. Of course, we all run Red Hat because Gentoo is for masochists and Ubuntu has a stupid name. Sure, Microsoft's brainwashing^Wmarketing may lead you to believe that Vista is all the rage, but everyone knows it's a memory hog that barely runs on most supercomputers. Especially now with Linux being pre-installed on so many desktops, Microsoft is bound to go bankrupt any day now.
Also, did you know that the longest recorded frog jump was 33 feet 5.5 inches? Amazing!
and we'll conclude 18% of the world uses the CowboyNeal Microthreaded Kernel fork of Planet Nine