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Giant Squid Washed Ashore in Australia

twofish writes "Yahoo News is reporting that the carcass of a giant squid, nearly 8 meters in length, washed ashore in Australia on Wednesday. The creature's mantle is over two meters in length and almost a full meter across. The creature, stretched out, is in total more than eight meters long. 'Scientists would take samples from the creature, identified by state parks officials as an Architeuthis, which can grow to more than 10 meters (33 feet) in length and weigh more than 275 kilograms (606 pounds). The Tasmanian animal was 250 kg ... Giant squid, once believed to be mythical despite occasional sightings by mariners, feed on fish and other squid. Last year, fishermen off the Falkland Islands caught a complete animal measuring 8.62 meters.'"

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  1. Stick by Eudial · · Score: 5, Funny

    Poke it with a stick! Poke it with a stick! I dare you to poke it with a stick!

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  2. I love squid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, I have a lot of cache.

  3. Re:Fast food by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Giant calamari rings anyone?

    "It's a TRAP!"

  4. My squid by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Funny

    is 3128 cm long.

  5. Translation for Linux fanbois by tttonyyy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A proxy with a memory leak has segfaulted at Australia's ioctl interface.

    Debuggers are taking core samples for analysis.

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  6. Re:This is a reply to your post. by toleraen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am drinking Warsteiner now with my right hand and mouth I gotta say, I'm a little frightened that you made sure to specify you were consuming Warsteiner through your mouth.
  7. Screw that... by crovira · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides that, two foot wide calimari rings probably end up tasting like erasers.

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  8. Just got to love the Ads by sa1lnr · · Score: 2, Funny