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Mitochondria and the Prevention of Death

H_Fisher writes "Research into mitochondria — small structures within a cell that have their own DNA — suggests that they may be a cause of cellular death, according to Newsweek. The article The Science of Death: Reviving the Dead reports on people who have recovered from sudden death due to cardiac arrest through the use of medically induced hypothermia. The cooling process may help stop the death of brain and heart cells initiated by the mitochondria once they are deprived of oxygen. The article goes on to probe delicately at the question of where a person's personality 'is' between death and later revival, and describes several ongoing scientific studies of near-death experiences."

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  1. It's not exactly mysterious. by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    A person's personality goes off to Digg when they are Mostly Dead.

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    1. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by JonathanR · · Score: 2, Funny

      Netcraft confirms it.

    2. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by ozphx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent: +5 Hippy Ownage

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    3. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      personally my game hunting weapon of choice is a stick of dynamite. i sneak up on my prey and insert it quickly and silently into it's anus then light it.

      the skill is in lighting it without them knowing.

    4. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1, Funny

      What if it isn't for sport really, but just amusement? I mean, sometimes you find some really cute baby deer, and it just looks up at you with those big soft eyes, and bashing it in the head can really make your day. There are other things you can kill, true, but cute animals are much more cathartic. I've been looking for a baby seal, but there aren't any in my neck of the woods.

    5. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um, that would make it difficult for him to argue with you.

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    6. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My monitor is fuzzy, did you say "when she's a sheep" or "asleep"?

    7. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by SteelFist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hunting, cleaning, butchering, and cooking all in one step? Nice -- can't get any better than that! Might I recommend putting some salt and pepper on the dynamite as well to add seasoning?

    8. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hunting, cleaning, butchering, and cooking all in one step?

      Yes, indeed. Although it does lend a different meaning to the phrase "Hunter-Gatherer".

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  2. Obliq quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Anakin Skywalker: No.
    Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
    Anakin Skywalker: He could actually save people from death?
    Palpatine: The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
    Anakin Skywalker: What happened to him?
    Palpatine: He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic; he could save others from death, but not himself.
    Anakin Skywalker: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.

    1. Re:Obliq quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't win. If you mod me down, I shall be meta-modded higher than you can possibly imagine.

    2. Re:Obliq quote by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      *waves hand* These are not the midichlorians you are looking for.

      Move along.

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  3. Ob. Princess Bride by PresidentEnder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Miracle Max: See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
    Inigo: What's that?
    Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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  4. From the article by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Funny

    On Napoleon's Russian campaign, his surgeon general noticed that wounded infantrymen, left on the snowy ground to recover, had better survival rates than officers who stayed warm near the campfire. On Napolean's Russian campaign, wounded, left on the snowy ground......I think I'd rather die.

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  5. Mitochondria and Mutant Monkeys by UrktheTurk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've known that mitochondria cause cell death ever since I played Parasite Eve. Of course, the immediate cause of cell death was the fireball that the 3 tailed rat just threw at you.

  6. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Black and pretty damn wide!

    Er... what exactly are we talking about here?

  7. Re:CRYONICS by fbjon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most importanly, as this article alludes to, this new approach valdiates some of the science surrounding cryonics. As far as I can tell, cryonics is the only possible way for any of us to get our selves and our memories to the distant future where we can live superlong lives, or maybe even forever. Hey, that sounds like a great idea! Let's freeze all of humanity and wait for science to progress.
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  8. Trek by giminy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I saw this on star trek once...

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  9. Re:CRYONICS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but wouldn't inducing hypothermia to your mitochondria result in severe hypochondria?

    ( ducks )