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Cell Towers Not Responsible For Illness

drewmoney notes a BBC article on a major UK study of whether cell towers (or "mobile phone masts" as they are called in the UK) cause illness. The study concluded strongly that symptoms of illness caused by mobile phone masts are all in the mind. People claiming sensitivity to radio emissions showed more symptoms in trials, according to the article, whether signals were being emitted or not. Quoting: "Dozens of people who believed the masts triggered symptoms such as anxiety, nausea and tiredness could not detect if signals were on or off in trials. However, the Environmental Health Perspectives study stressed people were nonetheless suffering 'real symptoms.' Campaign group Mast Sanity said the results were skewed as 12 people in the trials dropped out because of illness."

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  1. cooties by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard that, this one time, this guy, got like cooties from a cell tower, true story.

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  2. Re:Bad science or bad science reporting? by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've had a toothache for the last week (seeing the dentist tomorrow alright?) and I've been reading Slashdot every day. Must be Slashdot causing my toothache because my friend, he doesn't read Slashdot and he doesn't have a toothache.

    Science ftw.

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  3. If this were even remotely true by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    then the Nokia Wifi Cloud that blankets London would be making everyone that lives there neurotic and irritable.

    Oh wait...

  4. Someone should have told this guy by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Funny
    This guy ran around in a tank demolishing phone towers because he thought he got cancer from them

    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/07/14/11838 33843064.html?from=top5 and a video

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/1439921521

    OR it was because his mobile phone bills were too high, and I know I can relate to that.

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  5. Re:The effect does exist! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 5, Funny

    afair vodafone has built a cellphone tower in a small german village and the villagians complained for months about headaches and loss of sleep.
    then vodafone revealed that the tower wasn't switched on yet.

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  6. Re:Bad science or bad science reporting? by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    A random sample, yes. Of people. Who are living today. On Earth.

    This Earth, not some other Earth.

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  7. Re:Bad science or bad science reporting? by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    If a mobile phone mast falls in the forest and no hypochondriacs are there to feel relief, did it really radiate electromagnetic energy?

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  8. Re:The effect does exist! by robably · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just proves that it's the shape of the cellphone towers that causes the headaches, rather than the radio waves they transmit. Those big metal structures are the perfect shape for channeling masses of concentrated "negative vibes".

    They cause crop circles, too.

  9. Re:Little village meeting... by iElucidate · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then, completely out of the blue, this guy starts going into a really passionate tirade about how the government are using mobile phone masts to plant instructions directly into our brains.
    Vote Saxon.
  10. Re:Cell tower location by Gazzonyx · · Score: 2, Funny

    This post was intended to make no sense what so ever, if you do see the slightest spark of logic in it I pity you...

    I thought it was insightful, but I didn't have mod points today; I also haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. I never use mod points until I have my first cup of coffee as lack of caffeine hinders my reasoning capabilities. I'm off to find coffee before I post something else like this and find my karma so low I have to dig for it. Be back in an hour to join you fine gents' in todays series of flame wars.

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  11. Re:Flexible Bullet by Swampash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't stop there -- you may not be aware of this, but there is an enormous fusion reactor in the sky pouring untold terawatts of electromagnetic energy down upon you every day. The existence of this "Sun" is, of course, a closely-guarded secret.

  12. Re:Psychological? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently there's more to this problem than meets the eye.

  13. Re:Bad science or bad science reporting? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 2, Funny
    Code Monkey like Fritos.

    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

  14. Re:Bad science or bad science reporting? by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, I get a headache and anxiety when my wireless connection stops working. Who do I sue?

  15. Stop Immediately! by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dozens of people who believed the masts triggered symptoms such as anxiety, nausea and tiredness...
    If you suffer from the above symptoms, stop climbing the tower immediately!
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