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Homeland Security Funds LED Light That Blinds, Disorients

katzmeow writes "Ryand Singel's Wired blog notes that Homeland security has developed an LED flashlight that uses 'powerful flashes of light to temporarily blind, disorient and incapacitate people.' The idea is to use it to incapacitate people — 'arrest them' — on airlines, borders, etc. without using traditional weapons. The company's president Bob Lieberman says the tool is perfect for confronting 'border jumpers.' 'You don't want to hurt or kill them, just take them into custody,' says Lieberman. 'With this, they don't need to know English to comply.' The 'light saber' can even be scaled up to bazooka size for subduing crowds."

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  1. I'm sure... by robo_mojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    that this will never get into the wrong hands. Oh, wait.

  2. Re:Easily countered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right! They'll never suspect a thing if i walk into the airport with welder goggles on. Never i say!

  3. Re:Does it work if... by someone1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, it would work, but it wouldn't have much effect on the victim.

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  4. Re:This is against Geneva or Hague convention by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Of course there are precautions that can be used against this weapon, propper googles should do it, but not everyone will have them."

    You certainly can find all manner of amazingly useful things on google these days :)

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  5. Move along ... by MarkoNo5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... there's nothing to see here.

  6. Re:Mirror. by Legion303 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're glad you asked. Mirrors will soon be banned for private use by the "Anti-Terrorism Mirror" amendment to the Patriot Act this fall.

  7. How to deal with Johnny Foreigner by fantomas · · Score: 5, Funny

    "With this, they don't need to know English to comply"

    My word sir, you Yankees are becoming more like the true heirs to the British Empire as every day passes! Well said sir, Johnny Foreigner is a semi-savage, and can't speak a word of the King's English (or President, or whatever you colonists have these days). Don't be fooled by his suit, you'll find it's a cheap imitation and close examination will prove that the buttons on the cuffs are fake and the pockets have been cut at the wrong angle. Shine a torch in their faces, and shout in God's own language NICE and LOUD and SLOWLY. They'll understand then, by George!

  8. Re:This is against Geneva or Hague convention by NVP_Radical_Dreamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me be the first to say

    The GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

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  9. Re:Yes, but ... by compro01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    can you run Linux on it?

    yes, but it would have to be a light distribution.

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  10. Re:This is against Geneva or Hague convention by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    But they ALREADY have an LCD that blinds and confuses.

    It's called "Cable Television".

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