Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day
An anonymous reader writes "Today is the 8th annual System Administrator Appreciation Day. It is always the last Friday in July and is the one day that SysAdmins are supposed to get the respect they deserve to be getting the other 364 days of the year. Today is the day that we wish everyone would considering the daunting tasks, small budgets, and ridiculous timelines that many SysAdmins face all year. Please thank them for everything they do for you and for your business. If you think you have a great SysAdmin today would be the day to nominate them for SysAdmin of the Year. 'The idea for System Administrator Day was inspired by a print ad for a Hewlett-Packard laser jet printer. The ad showed lines of employees bringing gifts for the IT guy who made the purchase. System Administrator Appreciation Day has, over the years, garnered support from many organizations."
We just asked the system admin guys to roll out the image we stored from last year's celebration. I mean, why fuss when you have a backup? Of course, we had to have them apply all of the interim patches before we could go live with the party. MAN those guys are grumpy - and this is their Special Day!
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
Happy SAAD.
A hitherto unknown virus has been reportedly bringing down Exchange Server and SQL Server based networks in Europe and Asia...
It has been going on for like 8 years and nobody has heard of it so I doubt they are getting much love anyway.
7.a. plug it back in
7.b. stop fucking unplugging it
sarcasm:
-noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
"What was your username again?"
> I Choose Not to Participate (Score: 5, Doomed) by eldavojohn (898314)
Ah, there's your username.
*clickity-click*
rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn /usr/staff/eldavojohn /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
mkdir
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg >
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg
"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."
Sysadmins are just high tech janitors.
(THAT is flamebait).
bring it bitches, and fix the ftp server, boy.
then system administrators are plumbers 2.0
so as long as you guys can keep your asscrack hidden as you do your work, then you can have your own day
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
but...
You TOLD me so and now it doesn't work!!!
So YOU'VE been stealing my cake out of the fridge...
is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
But I don't speak Hindi.
This is such a stupid celebration. Like anyone has ever seen a Happy System Administrator.
Oh, wait. I see how you meant that. Uhhh... Happy Sys Admin day to you too. (Ah crap - there goes my beeper.) DAMMIT!
If it wasn't for all of these #$(&%% users, we'd have a really smooth running operation here!
Have gnu, will travel.
That does seem appropriate, I vote for "geek apprciation day". Shoot, we all deserve it -- now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up some luser's mess. Funny how it feels like just another day...
Caveat Utilitor
rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn /usr/staff/eldavojohn /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
mkdir
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg >
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg
"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."
and they look at the file to see it's just the output of wget.I mean, cripes, can we at least avoid tempting fate @ the server by not mucking around in /usr here?
Here... I'll fix it for 'im:
mkdir -p /home/eldavojohn/\!special
cd /home/eldavojohn
wget -m -nH http://barnyardlovers.com/pix/?N=D && chown -R eldavojohn:users /home/eldavojohn/\!special
echo "Dear Barnyard Lovers \n I'm having trouble renewing my subscription for next year. Please reply and tell me how I can change my credit card info. \n Thank you,\n eldavojohn" | mail -s "subscription renewal trouble, plz help" HR_Droid@company.com
I mean, sheesh...
(okay, okay - I'll go back to work now...)
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
Really now, does every profession need it's own appreciation day?
Yes. I call mine Pay Day. It comes 26 times a year.
In the UK, the article is listed as being posted at 5:01 PM. I guess the love to sysadmins doesn't extend to actually showing it - you have to internally acknowledge it, after you get home - in the UK, anyway.
im in ur
anybody who claims to be an admin and yet does not have an inherent frustration towards users is either lying, stoned or inexperienced.
illum oportet crescere me autem minui