Reboot To Get A Reboot

superstick58 writes "Reboot, one of the first CG animated TV shows is returning as a trilogy of feature-length films. This was a great cartoon for me, perhaps it also helped stimulate other developing nerds to embrace the computers that are supposedly run by these enjoyable CG characters."

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More nerds...

[JockTroll]

So, making some more inane tripe will mean there will be more nerds, huh? Good. The current Jock Generation is running out of nerds to beat up and, given the far more violent nature of modern nerd-beatings, that's a good thing.

Old school nerd-beatings involved an optimal infliction of bodily harm followed by gross humiliation: we would grab the nerd by his scrawny neck and bash his head against a locker, then shove it down an unflushed toilet, then beat him up hard. We would then piss on him and/or shit on his face. This resulted in moderate physical damage and lasting psychological injuries, which would haunt the nerd to the end (usually by suicide) of his pathetic, lonely life.

Those days are gone: modern nerd-beating involves infliction of massive, long-term physical damage including crippling, disfigurement, mutilation and life-shortening injuries. Today's jocks feel more liberal about the use of blunt instruments, cutting tools and other tools, and as a consequence nerds face more than humiliation. Torture, excruciating pain and eventually death is to be considered the norm. More often than not, the nerd is either too severly wounded to return to school or is simply gone. Torching of nerds is not uncommon. A nerd's eventual death is not brought about by suicide due to being inept at life, but as a direct consequence of a single beating.

So, although we would all welcome a World Without Nerds, a World For Real People only, we understand that the current Jock Generation and eventually the next and more vicious one will need a number of nerds to beat up. We expect the next one to be fully willing and able to slaughter entire groups of nerds in one go, probably even coming up with an industrial solution to render the beatings more efficient in their savagery.