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Advocating Linux / OSS to Management.

An anonymous reader writes "I'm the Senior Developer at a fairly large agency, we're currently a 100% LAMP shop, but I've heard a reliable report through the grapevine that the management a few levels above our office wants to standardize our region on MS .NET. As I'm sure most of you can appreciate, to do such a thing would be... counterproductive, and I could really do with a hand conveying this to a manager whose only real knowledge of Linux is "if it's so good, why would you give it away for free"?"

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  1. Re:Created with love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS is the hooker who wants $50 more for anal. You end up paying because of all the promises (s)he made but soon realize your mistake when MS calls her(his) pimp (we'll call him FBI) comes in and beats you into unconsciousness for not having a valid license. When you wake up, your money is gone, your respect is gone and you feel cheap and used. On your next visit to your doctor, you also find that MS left you with a very nasty social disease.

  2. Re:Don't be fooled, it's the FUD by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you'd advocate fighting FUD with FUD? Brilliant!

  3. "if it's so good, ... by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... why would you give it away for free"?"

    Very valid argument. Incidentally, any of you with girlfriends that are providing you with free sex should carefully consider this. The streetwalkers in your nearest city must be better because otherwise they would not be able to charge for it. While your girlfriend might be OK for some amateur playing around, if you are looking to become serious and marry, you need to find someone who is professional about this.

  4. Free? by Salo2112 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Step 1: Tell them it's $150 a license for Linux Super Ultra.
    Step 2: pocket $150 a license.
    Step 3: profit.

  5. Re:Answer: by Charles+W+Griswold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Air is free, and it seems pretty good to me. Do you use Air.net or are you one of those OpenAir hippies? Either way, you really should upgrade to Air Professional Corporate Edition which is only $399.99 and includes one year of free support.
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    "Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber" -- Plato