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Humanity's Genetic Diversity on the Decline

jd writes "In a study covering five different periods of history, from 300 AD to the present day, and geographically spread across much of Europe, scientists have extracted the mitochondrial DNA from a sizable number of individuals in an effort to examine changes in diversity. The results, published in the Royal Society journal is intriguing to say the least. 1700 years ago, three out of every four individuals belonged to a different haplotype. In modern Europe, the number is only one in three. The researchers blame a combination of plague, selection of dominant lineages and culturally-inflicted distortions. The researchers say more work needs to be done, but are unclear if this involves archaeology or experiments involving skewing the data in the local female population."

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  1. I Can Vouch For That! by morari · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on down to Southern Ohio and you'll see just what I mean. The Shadow Over Portsmouth!

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  2. skewing data by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    The researchers say more work needs to be done, but are unclear if this involves archaeology or experiments involving skewing the data in the local female population.

    In the name of science, I volunteer for any experiments involving "skewing" "data" into the local female population.

  3. Outliers by NetDanzr · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they eliminated the outliers, such as West Virginia, the average human diversity would go back to what it was in 300AD.

  4. British science geeks have it all figured out by NJVil · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, as I understand it, this was written by an unattractive British science geek as a pickup line to use in bars full of attractive women.

    "Hi. We analysed the historical genetic diversity of human populations in Europe at the mtDNA control region for 48 ancient Britons who lived between ca AD 300 and 1000, and compared these with 6320 modern mtDNA genotypes from England and across Europe and the Middle East. We found that the historical sample shows greater genetic diversity than for modern England and other modern populations, indicating the loss of diversity over the last millennium. The pattern of haplotypic diversity was clearly European in the ancient sample, representing each of the modern haplogroups. There was also increased representation of one of the ancient haplotypes in modern populations. We consider these results in the context of possible selection or stochastic processes. So, you understand... you... must have... sex.... with me."

    "Are you trying to tell me that the genetic diversity of Britain is at stake if I don't hop into the sack with you?"

    "Umm... yes."

    "Yes, then. For Britannia and the queen!"

    1. Re:British science geeks have it all figured out by kripkenstein · · Score: 2, Funny
      Shouldn't that be

      "Are you trying to tell me that the genetic diversity of Britain is at stake if I don't hop into the sack with you?"

      "Umm... yes."

      "Well, I'll just lie back and think of England, then."
      ? ;)
  5. All the scientific research aside... by goldspider · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I blame West Virginia.

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  6. Re:Is this news? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know! What a bunch of malarky. Everyone knows that North America equals humanity, not Western Europe. Duh!

  7. Diversity of genes by Philotechnia · · Score: 1, Funny

    My girlfriend has a very diverse set of genes. She has genes for going out, genes for lounging around the house. She often asks me if her genes make her look fat. Well, I certainly know she has some "fat" genes, but I always lie and tell her that her genes make her look fantastic! Of course, supporting this habit can be expensive. That's why every once in a while, I let her wear my genes, in a pinch. My genes are generally suited for function over form, but she enjoys them nonetheless! Sometimes, after experiencing the comfort of my genes, she swears she never going to look for new genes ever again! But I know better - her gene shopping impulses are FAR too strong...

  8. Re:Is this news? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know! What a bunch of malarky. Everyone knows that North America equals humanity, not Western Europe. Duh


    As if those Canadians and Mexicans were even human! Sheesh!

  9. Re:Is this news? by Sciros · · Score: 3, Funny

    While you are indeed a prime example of what you describe, I don't think the issue is as widespread as you suggest.

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  10. Re:Hmm by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember this game from Sesame Street. They showed 4 things - 3 were different and one was the same. Same as... uh..

    I have young kids, so I watch that show like 3 times a day. I am a Jedi freaking *master* at 'One of these things is not like the other'. You cannot defeat me.

  11. Re:In other words... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

    You tell 'em, Uncle Daddy!

  12. Re:Is this news? by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why should anyone care about populations outside of his/her own? It's not natural to do so.

  13. Re:Anno Domini by FiloEleven · · Score: 3, Funny

    IN A.D. 2101, WAR WAS BEGINNING

    (lameness filter encountered. I suppose the mods will decide if it's accurate or not. Personally, I think this parenthetical bit ruins the joke. Lame.)

  14. Huh by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    skewing the data in the local female population

    So that's what they call it now.

  15. Two World Wars will do that for you. by alcmaeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you send huge portions of your peak reproductive populaiton through the meat grinder in the span of about two generations, you can probably expect a decrease in genetic diversity. The good news about the next World War is that it will be nuclear and with all the radiation will come mutations which should help out with the genetic diversity issue.

  16. Re: Is this news? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know! What a bunch of malarky. Everyone knows that North America equals humanity, not Western Europe. Sounds like something a Canadian would say.
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  17. Re:Is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Honestly! You religious types should hush up and let the atheists run things in this lifetime -- it's the only one we believe exists, after all.

    If you're right, you get to rub it in our faces the next existence. If we're right, it won't matter.

  18. Re: Is this news? by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Canadians took them...... damn canadians

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  19. Re:Is this news? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grr. Now it looks like i dropped a not and my correction is incorrect.

    Okay...

    IF they don't breed and the others outbreed them and then the others kill them, their decision to not breed will have been stupid (even tho everyone ultimately dies when the out-breeders ultimately starve due to overbreeding).

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