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Storm Worm Rising

The Storm worm has been an increasing problem in the last few months, but a change in tactics may mean something big is going to happen. The article discusses a bit of back story about the worm, including the somewhat frightening numbers about the millions of spam emails carrying the worm payload. They estimate between a quarter and a million infected systems usable for spam or DDOS attacks.

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  1. How are these numbers calculated? by IndieKid · · Score: 5, Funny

    They estimate between a quarter and a million infected systems usable for spam or DDOS attacks. 0.25 to 1,000,000 is a pretty large range.

    Seriously though, how does one go about estimating these numbers? Is it something as simple as an estimate of what proportion of infected e-mails are expected to result in an infected desktop? I doubt that would give a very accurate figure.
    1. Re:How are these numbers calculated? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously though, how does one go about estimating these numbers?
      • 1. Roll 2D6
      • 2. Take the number rolled, and multiply it times the number of worm messages that have arrived in your inbox.
      • 3. If your computer is actually infected, square the result.
      • 4. Play a game of Solitare
      • 5. Add your final score to the result
      • 6. Divide the result by your Boss's vigilance.
      • 7. Make a saving throw against discovery, and multiply the result by 1000
      • 8. Round up to the nearest 100,000
      • 9. Publish
      • 10. Profit!
      Lower bounds are trickier as they will require you to actually care about what you're doing.
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      May the Maths Be with you!
  2. that is why by clubhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is why I always do my online banking BEFORE I browse for porn

  3. Re:Removal Tool by ben0207 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No fukcing way am I going anywhere near a site called Team Furry.

    The goggle really might do nothing.

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    cmd-q.co.uk - some sort of stupid fucking internet bullshit
  4. Re:Removal Tool by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.teamfurry.com/wordpress/2007/07/19/suns hine-on-a-stormy-day/ I'm too scared to look. On a scale of goatse to tubgirl, how's it rate?
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    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  5. Re:"The silent majority" is uninformed. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is the last straw for me! I can't get cards from my "friend". I am going back to Windows where I can open cards.
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    Try to hack my 31337 firewall! [127.0.0.1]


    Yeah, you really should do; you clearly need a more secure OS than the one you're running now. I just hacked your firewall, and man have you got a lot of weird stuff on there. :-) You're lucky I'm not a black-hat.