RIAA Short on Funds? Fails to Pay Attorney Fees
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Can it be that the RIAA, or the "Big 4" record companies it represents, are short on funds? It turns out that despite the Judge's order, entered a month ago, telling them to pay Debbie Foster $68,685.23 in attorneys fees, in Capitol v. Foster, they have failed to make payment. Ms. Foster has now had to ask the Court to enter Judgment, so that she can commence 'post judgment collection proceedings'. According to Ms. Foster's motion papers (pdf), her attorneys received no response to their email inquiry about payment. Perhaps the RIAA should ask their lawyers for a loan?"
Other than having assets seized by the Sheriff and auctioned off to settle the debt? No, none.
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It is being eaten up by all the money they are losing because people are downloading their songs instead of buying them.
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They paid off the Sheriff. (But they did not pay off the Deputy.)
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
OT: I was going to use "Therein lies the rub" as the title, but it looks like that is an abuse of the original phrase.
Surely in a music related thread it would "Theremin lies the rub"
Todd: I hope it proves as delicious as the farmers that grew them
I installed a 'spam filter', or should we say 'spam shredder', in my RL mailbox. After that I haven't gotten a single herbal advertisement, etc.
Oh, and I'm loaded now since my cell-phone provider and landlord seems to have forgotten to send me the bills these past few months.
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Whoa, watch it there... you might just become the RIAA's newest source of income if you get too close to the original.
Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
Maybe the RIAA should release an album - If it was a hit and not downloaded too much they could collet enough royalties enough to pay for their court cases.
Is there somewhere where we can send donations to help out the poor beleaguered RIAA, who can't afford their legal bills? -PHiZ
Pretend I said something meaningful or insightful here.
It's the RIAA's stubborn refusal to pay a single cent in exoneration that puts them at the top of the list of most evil organizations ever!
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
You obviously don't use Hotmail.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Send them directly to me. Make them out to CASH, which is much easier to write than my entire name otherwise. I promise to be as honest in passing along the proceeds to the RIAA as they are in all of their other business dealings.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
But damn, wouldn't it be beautiful irony if in fact, they did plummet to the ground at terminal velocity tethered to golden parachutes?
!#&*
So...their gulfstream jets are transformers?
This dude is my new hero
* Fat Tony voice *
Excuse me Mr. RIAA, I'm a building safety hobbyist. Just out of curiosity, how fireproof is your building?
[to the tune of "Happy Birthday"]
Give me money right now
Give me money right now
Give me money
Effing cheapskates
Give me money right now.
Please seize Celine Dion....
Please seize Celine Dion....
Please seize Celine Dion....
Please seize Celine Dion....
I thought when he said bullet point maybe he meant they would whip out some powerpoint presentation. Hey, it makes about as much sense.
Your use of Happy Birthday is a violation of copyright law. Our lawyers are en-route.
Signed,
The RIAA
There is nothing these people could do that would surprise me, as they have shown themselves to be (a) totally irrational (i.e. outside the bounds of behavior that would tend to serve their best interests and survival) and (b) totally indecent (i.e. unrestrained by the sense of conscience that is instilled in most people who are born of a human mother).
So if I can only write about what surprises me, I will be silent.
As you may have discerned, silence is not my strong suit.
Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
So where did you stay while your room was flooded?
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oh god, oh god, we are all going to laugh
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